Thursday, 24 April 2014

Baght: Black Wings of Cthulhu

For anyone who doesn't yet read Manx... here's the English edition.

Shoh coontey jeh lioar Black Wings of Cthulhu, reaghit ec ST Joshi. She "21 skeealyn dy scoagh Lovecraftagh" t'ayn, as verrym dhyt coontey giare jeh dagh fer. Bee milleyderyn ry-akin erreish da kied raa jeh dagh coontey giare, myr shen, bee er dty hwoaie my ta shen boirey ort. Ren mee eab dy haghney mynphoyntyn son y chooid smoo, agh bee craueyn ny skeealyn ry-akin.

Ta giare-choontey gyn milleyder ry-akin heese.

Pickman's Other Model

Ta ben hampleyragh Phickman (dy row) goaill ayrn ayns pornografee quaagh; t'ad feddyn bagh dy vel skeeal bea quaagh eck; t'ee geddyn baase. Va'n skeeal shoh gollrish skeeal Lovecraft; va dagh ooilley olt ry-akin, bunnys. Agh aght ennagh cha daink lhee eh. Va ny reayrtyssyn mie dy liooar, as v'ad cochianglt, agh dennee eh dooys dy nee straih dy reayrtyssyn t'ayn gyn y skeeal smoo s'quaaghey nyn gooyl. Cha ren Lovecraft rieau cur jerrey er skeeal gyn fys ort er ny haghyr dy firrinagh, er cre va scansh y skeeal. Agh 'sy skeeal shoh cha row fys aym er cre'n fa varr peiagh y ven, as quoi varr ee. Hooar mee lieh-ansoor 'sy jerrey agh cha row eh feeu, dennee mee "as shen y clane skeeal?". Moal.

Desert Dreams

Ta'n ard-charracteyr surranse ashlishyn beayn jeh faasagh, as rish shirrey eh t'eh feddyn magh firrinys atçhimagh. By vie lhiam aght screeuee y skeeal, as er lhiam dy ren eh obbyr vie jeh'n troap "ashlishyn quaaghey". Cha row eh lane Lovecraftagh, agh dy jarroo v'eh ayns orragey mynchlagh. Shen er coontey'n jerrey, foddee? Cha row mee jerkal y jerrey (cummey y jerrey, chamoo dy jig y jerrey cha leah), as cha nel shen rere aght Lovecraft, boallagh da cur cowraghyn baghtal jeh'n jerrey ry-heet. Ny yei shen ghow mee soylley kiune jeh. V'eh beggan shang, foddee? Agh shen cosoylit rish prose çhiu Lovecraft. Chammah's shen, er y fa dy row mee jerkal jerrey Lovecraftagh cowrit rolaue er coontey'n caslys eddyr oc, cha hoig mee dy row mee faggys da'n jerrey, er lhiam dy nee mean y skeeal t'ayn. Myr shen, ren shen cassey'n aght lhaih mee eh. Fondagh.

Engraving

She skeeal jeih duillagyn t'ayn, as ta shey jeu gyn bun ny bree. She accanyn t'ayn, accanyn unsheenagh drogh-chaanytagh gyn sheiltynys erbee; s'goan ta fys ny anaase erbee ry-gheddyn assdaue, as share dhyt goll shagh'oc gyn jummal traa, cha nee eh bentyn rish y skeeal. Ayns ny kiare duillagyn s'jerree yiow oo skeealeen scoaghagh. Cha nel bun fondagh dou gra nagh nee skeeal Lovecraftagh t'ayn - t'eh bentyn rish tasht-fockle Lovecraft as ny cooishyn cheddin. Ny yei shen, dennee mee dy noddagh oo er soieaghey y skeeal cheddin ayns tradishoon scoaghagh erbee ny Fyssaght, dy veagh oo blieh ersooyl ny h-enmyn Lovecraftagh as cur stiagh fir elley. Cha row monney 'sy skeeal chowree eh myr skeeal ny Mythos, chamoo blass ny aght soilshee. S'treih lhiam gra, er lhiam, dy vel skeealeen mie aynsyn, agh t'ee baiht ayns script fillym kimmeeys jiooldit.

Copping Squid

Ta dooal quaagh as anaase erskyn smaght tayrn dooinney cadjin dys buill whaagh as taishbyney agglagh nagh dod eh shassoo noi. Cha noddym sheiltyn Lovecraft hene screeu er y vun-chooish shoh, agh she skeeal braew t'ayn. Haink lesh goaill er hene ynnyd fondagh 'sy Vythos ga dy vel scanshyn bun-chooish as glare eddyr oc. T'eh cur orrym aachooinaghtyn Hypnos ny The Shunned House; shoh skeeal elley er ashlish as er atçhim ry-laue, as er lhiam nagh vel eh neuchooie er chor erbee. Ta'n chooish as ennaghtyn er rere aght Lovecraft, as ta trimmid kynoauin ry-ennaghtyn aynsyn. Ta quaaghid folliaghtagh sheeley ny hrooid, as ta'n screeudeyr gientyn caslys baghtal as so-chredjal jeh'n dooaleyr, ny chorp moal as aigney lane niartal echey, lane dy charismey keoie. Foddym credjal dy verragh eh lheid ny chummaght er yn insheyder.

Passing Spirits

Ta fer er raad y vaaish as branlaadee. Hoshiaght t'eh fakin scaa Lovecraft, as eisht sleih as cretooryn ass ny skeealyn. Ta'n ghlooaght Mythos-'sy-duillag echey wheesh as y Kicklipaid, bunnys, as er lhiam dy vel y kiart cheddin ec y jees dy ghra dy nee skeeal Lovecraftagh t'ayn. Cha nel folliaght erbee ayn, cha nel feer Vythos ayn, as cha nel blass Lovecraft erbee er strughtoor, aght ny cooish y skeeal. Cha nee skeeal "c'red ta rieughid" t'an noadyr, ga dy vel eh jannoo far-arrish er y lheid - ta fys fondagh ec y dooinney er ny ta taghyrt as cre'n fa. Ta blass skeeal troailt traa er y chied duillag, eisht rere tree ny ghaa chreid mee dy nee homage Blithe Spirits t'ayn, agh t'eh baih ayns dreeid. Cha by haittin lhiam lhaih eh ayns çhaglym erbee, gyn çheet er çhaglym chionnee mee rish shirrey cooid gollrish skeealyn Lovecraft. Ta wheesh scansh eddyr eshyn as bun y teihys skeealyn, cha noddym gra my she skeeal lane loghtagh t'ayn ny jus skeeal gyn anaase.

The Broadsword

Ta shenn dooinney cummal ayns shenn thie oast, fo scaa aggle as kyndid bentyn rish taghyrtyn bleeantyn er dy henney. Va ourys orrym hoshiaght, agh er lhiam dy nee skeeal fondagh t'ayn, ga dy vel eh beggan liauyr son y chooid t'aynsyn. Er y laue elley, ta feme er liurid dys carnaneaghey neuhickyrys y lhaihder. Er lhiam dy ren eh taishbyney cooish whaagh craaynagh dy fondagh, as t'eh cummal seose blass neuvaghtal as keoie do nagh vel oo lane shickyr c'red ta rieughid y skeeal derrey'n jerrey. Bare lhiam eie share er bree as obbraghyn ny Nheeghyn, foddee. Trooid as trooid, t'eh feeu lhaih, agh cha nel eh kiart rere y reih aght aym.

Usurped

Ta drogh-haghyrt raaidjey ayn tra ta dooinney bentyn rish scruin dy chonnspee, agh ta laue liauyr ny Mythos ec bun ny cooish. She eie mie t'ayn as cooilleeney keirdagh; aght ennagh dennee mee dy row eh beggan ro-veein, gyn aunlyn skeeal yindyssagh.

Denker's Book

Giare, bwooise da Jee. Ta cummys anaasoil echey, agh t'ayn skeeal hene çhengey lhiam, çhengey lhiat, as ta blass aayannooagh er. Ren Denker ymmyd jeh'n Necronomicon dy chroo giat eddyr-rieughid ennagh. Ta'n skeeal hene jeant ass soilshaghey magh y chooish ayns peeshyn, agh t'eh baghtal dy liooar dy leah ny haghyr. Ta aght screeuee goll veih'n Tauin gys y Voaldyn; foddee oo lhaih eh, agh cha ghow mee monney soylley jeh.

Inhabitants of Wraithwood

Trooid taghyrt, ta scapailagh jeh pryssoon (ny thie aalaanee) çheet er thie baggyrtagh as goll er stroie ec y pooar t'anysyn. Dennee mee dy row eh mysh tree keayrtyn ny shliurey na row feme ayn. She prose focklagh t'ayn by ghoillee dou lhaih eh, as mish my lhaihder prose cramp Lovecraft! Ga dy nee skeeal liauyr t'ayn, cha nel monney bun-skeeal aynsyn; son y chooid smoo ta ny duillagyn soilshaghey yn ard-charracteyr snapperal jeh taghyrt quaagh dys taghyrt quaagh elley, as cur freggyrt neuhickyragh daue. T'eh cur sheer-gheill da ceau druggyr soccar, ny bun-chooish ta sheer gyn anaase erbee.

Ta folliaght y skeeal ry-akin dy leah - cha nee foill t'ayn, shen cadjin dy liooar - agh erreish dhyt toiggal eh cha nel monney ayn agh taghyrt monneydagh er taghyrt monneydagh. T'eh soilshaghey magh jerrey neuhaghnagh yn ard-charracteyr, agh cha nel mian echey dy chur soilshey da cooishyn ny s'diuney, m.s. bree as scansh y skeeal, as myr shen va blass eaghtyragh echey er lhiam. Shen gollrish kuse dy skeeallyn elley 'sy lioar. Cha row anaase aym er aalhaih eh ayns caa dy row firrinys ennagh ry-gheddyn jeh, v'eh ro-chramp as cha row bree dy liooar aynsyn. Eddyr va rouyr focklaghys mooghey y skeeal neuheiltagh, ny rouyr taghyrt 'sy skeeal scoaghagh ennaghtagh.

The Dome

Ta fer er narraghey dys balley çheerey erreish da goll magh er penshyn, as feddyn magh dy vel taghyrtyn quaagh ry-akin ayns shenn thie. She skeeal neuchramp giare t'ayn, as aght screeuee meein hie shaghym gyn boirey lesh insh y skeeal hene. Cha nel monney mynphoyntyn ny focklaght ayn; t'eh soilshaghey magh y chooish dy fondagh ayns raaghyn beggey as blass coraa yn ard-charracteyr orroo. Cha nee skeeal Gotagh t'ayn, agh skeeal giare by haittin lhiam lhaih eh. Cha nel monney scoagh 'sy chooish, agh shen cadjin dy liooar dy jarroo, as er lhiam dy row eh jeant dy mie. Cha voir agh un meer orrym, ny raa ro-liauyr veagh ny share son rheynn as aainsh: "He was overjoyed at the news, for he loved his pretty little granddaughter who had just graduated from high school and was heading west to a college near Phoenix". Ny skeeal fondagh, cha noddym gra yindyssagh, agh ghoym eh as mish maynrey.

Rotterdam

Ta fer sharroo shooyl mygeayrt Rotterdam, geddyn scooyrit as jannoo kimmeeys. Ta'n fockle "Lovecraft" dy mennick ry-akin er feie y skeeal, as cha noddym feddyn bun erbee elley da ve 'sy lioar shoh, son cha nel eh bentyn rish cooishyn, aghtyn ny bree Lovecraft er chor erbee. Er lhiat dy vel corree orrym, foddee, as mish aavooadee y chooish? Ny jean marranys: ta mee lane kiune. Hoshiaght ta sannish quaagh ry-ennaghtyn, bentyn rish ellyn Anthony Gormley, agh cha jig red erbee assjeh, quaagh ny dyn. Myr dooyrt mee er Wraithwood, shegin dou gra nagh vel meshtallys anaasoil ny lane dy vree ass y hene, chamoo ayns lettyraght ny ayns bea. Dy jarroo, son y chooid smoo, ta sleih meshtit dree as/ny boirey ort.

Cha nel mee shickyr er chor erbee cre'n sorçh dy skeeal t'ayn by vie lesh ve, ny t'eh er lesh yn ughtar, as myr shen cha noddym jannoo briwnys fondagh er. Cha nel wheesh aynsyn dy ve ny skeeal folliaghtagh; cha nee skeeal scoaghagh ny skeeal quaagh t'ayn er chor erbee. Ta kimmeeys hrome ayn, agh shen un taghyrt rish jerrey y skeeal, as bree taghyrtagh aynsyn, gyn cur geill da scansh as eiyrtyssyn ny cooish rere aght skeealyn kimmeeys. Myr shen, cha nee skeeal kimmeeys chreeoil t'ayn. Dy jarroo, shen dou gra dy lhome, er lhiam dy vel blass lajer roortys screeuee er ayns ynnyd bree skeeal.

Tempting Providence

Va fotograafagh ny studeyr ayns colleish Phrovidence; t'eh goll erash son taishbyney ellyn, as fakin scaaghyn tayrnagh jeh shenn reddyn. Ta mee beggan neuhickyr er. By haittin lhiam dy mooar kuse dy reddyn - she bun lane dy vree t'ayn er lhiam, as va blass quaagh mie er. Hoshiaght veehoig mee cre'n bun-chooish v'ayn, as va mee jerkal rish cooish Passing Spirits elley, agh shoh skeeal quaagh hene, gyn ourys. Ny yei shen, er lhiam dy woaillagh eh foddey ny s'troshey er peiagh elley; t'eh cur ram geill da balley Providence hene nagh ghooisht monney bree aynyms nagh row rieau 'sy voayl. Myr dooyrt peiagh elley, she ard-charracteyr lane dooishtid as tastey t'ayn hug orrym aachooinaghtyn er karracteyryn Lovecraft hene, as ad currit da mynscrutaghey as sursmooinaght. Ta bree y skeeal gatt beggan er veggan, as ghow mee toshiaght ennaghtyn dy beagh eh ro-liauyr, derrey haink y dooan stiagh dy çhionn as ghooisht cree y skeeal. Jeeaghyn erash, er lhiam dy nee liurid fondagh t'ayn, agh ta mee goaill yindys, nod eh er jionney cummey y skeeal beggan? Oddin er vaagail y skeeal, bunnys.

Howling in the Dark

S'mie lesh gilley aeg y dorraghys, as t'eh streppey noi cleaynys as annooinidyn. She skeeal gialdynagh t'ayn hug orrym aachooinaghtyn Hypnos, Azathoth, The Haunt of the Dark as The Book. Va bree yeearree aynsyn by haittin lhiam, chammah's blass ennaghtyn nagh vel sleih elley toiggal, as cummaght gys yss yn 'er joarree. Er lhiam dy vel ad ooilley bentyn da bree aegid, tra t'ou gennaght dy vel çharvaal aigney as toiggalys eddyr ny sheelogheyn, agh ta lorg jeh ry-ennaghtyn ayns sleih aegid myrgeddin. T'eh tappee, tayrnagh, so-chredjal as ta aght screeuee so-ghleashagh echey. Dennee mee nagh ren eh ronsaghey ny h-eieyn aynsyn dowin dy liooar, foddee, agh she skeeal fondagh t'ayn.

The Truth about Pickman

Ta sluightagh Americaanagh Vnr. Thurbur goll dys balley beg çheerey Hostyn raad ass haink kynney Phickman, as soilsheydys oaylleeagh ec son taghyrtyn Pickman's Model. Cha noddym jannoo barel baghtal er y skeeal shoh. T'eh screeuit mie dy liooar, as by vie lhiam y soilsheydys. Ec y traa cheddin, dennee mee nagh row y skeeal seyr dy liooar aght ennagh; va blass streeanagh aynsyn. Ta'n baght oaylleeagh mooghey scoagh gowil Pickman's Model, as ga dy vel soilshaghey magh noa ry-heet 'sy skeeal shoh, she folliaght veg t'ayn trooid as trooid, as t'eh cowrit rolaue dy baghtal. Myr shen, cha nel y soilshaghey magh noa wheesh niartal as y scoagh t'eh er neebyrt. Ta bree neuchorrym 'sy chassey-skeeal (plot twist) shen ass lieh yn insheyder, agh t'eh laccal oaldaght ghennal Haki - er lhiam dy nee eshyn y chosoylaght share. Er lhiam dy nee skeeal anaasoil t'ayn, agh cha ghow eh greim orrym. Cha jinnin coyrlaghey eh cour sleih elley, er lhiam, as ta lane vree y skeeal croghey er Pickman's Model - gyn shen, cha nee lane skeeal t'ayn er chor erbee. Ta'n doilleeid cheddin ry-akin ayns Tempting Providence, bunnys, agh er lhiam dy beagh bree ennagh 'sy skeeal shen eer gyn lhaih The Haunter of the Dark.

Tunnels

Erreish da surranse ashlishyn quaaghey, ta gilley beg feddyn magh shenn 'olliaght hayrn e lught-thie as ny naboonyn oc ry-cheilley ayns shenn çhenmynt. She skeeal fondagh t'ayn. T'eh soilshaghey ennaghtyn dy mie, as ta blassyn beggey cur bree deiney ayns ny karracteyryn as gaaniartaghey y skeeal. Er y laue elley, tra ta'n 'olliaght goll er soilshaghey magh, she thooilley-fysseree t'ayn, as ren shen leodaghey bree y skeeal. Va baare y skeeal mie dy liooar, agh cha row blass shickyr er jerrey y skeeal, as myr shen v'eh beggan faase er lhiam. Va'n jerrey gyn soylleeaght ny annym, as veagh eh cooie da lioar laa scoillar ny art oaylleeaght; cha row eh lane chooie da aachooinaghtyn atçhimagh yn 'er hene.

The Correspondence of Cameron Thaddeus Nash

Çhaglym dy screeuynyn ard-jeeaneyder Lovecraft ta gaase keoie dy leah, er nyn gur magh son y chied cheayrt. S'doillee eh skeeal pistylagh y screeu; t'eh ort soilshaghey fys fo choodagh screeuyn so-chredjal, as shen cormid cruinn dy liooar. Cha by vie lhiam eh, dy firrinagh. Shoh yn accan aym, er lhiam: ta bree ennagh 'syn eie bunneydagh, agh ta feme er ram screeuyn dys insh skeeal beg neuchramp, as cha dooar mee monney anaase ayns ny screeuyn hene. Myr shen, she corrillagh moal v'ayn dooys. Er lhiam nagh row monney scansh eddyr ny screeuyn, as va blass spotçhyn preevadjagh ayndaue. Cha lhiah mee rieau screeuyn Lovecraft, ny monney bentyn rish e chaardjyn as coscreeuderyn; hie red ennagh 'sy skeeal shaghym er y fa shen, s'cosoylagh. Er lhiam dy vel ad jerkal rhyt goaill soylley jeh aght as coraa ny screeuyn, as toiggal nish as reesht dy vel eh çheet er skeeal elley, ny feer screeuyn caarjyn Lovecraft.

Violence, Child of Trust

By ghoillee eh skeeal jeh cultys dunveragh y screeu, as shen jeh reayrtyssyn ny cultee, nagh row lane anaase as bree. Myr shen, shegin dou goaill rish ard-cheirdjaght Vichael Cisco ny ughtar. She skeealeen neuslane t'ayn, as kuse dy gheiney gaarlaghey oural deiney (wahll, oural mraane, rere y chliaghtey oc) dy neuarryltagh. T'eh scuirr roish my verr ad jerrey er yn oural, son ta'n skeeal hene bentyn rish eddyr-obbraghey ny karracteyryn. T'eh lheimmey jeh tuarym fer ayn ass dys tuarym fer elley gyn monney bree, as dagh fer jeu nearilagh as faaueagh rhyt, son nagh vel ad arryltagh dy ghra red erbee dy baghtal. Shen tro sheer-voiragh dou tra ta fys as toiggal fondagh ec ny karracteyryn er ny t'ad jannoo, as ta shinyn 'syn aigney oc. Myr shen, cha nel shin feddyn magh monney er y chultys, as shen jummal y reayrtys neuchliaghtagh, er lhiam. Myr sampleyr, cre'n fa dy vel ad nyn gultee, as nagh vel ad er vaagail yn ard do nagh beagh feme oc er cooilleeney oural deiney? Ta kuse dy lhaihderyn elley er ngra (er yn eddyr-voggyl) dy nee skeeal mea as taitnyssagh t'ayn, agh cha noddym goaill rish.

Meer elley: ta kest 'sy skeeal. Cha vaik mee eh hoshiaght, agh trooid taghyrt yeeagh mee er y duillag s'jerree ressht, as huitt my hilley er linney nagh doig mee tra lhaih mee y skeeal, as ren mee yn eab dy aalhaih cooid vooar jeh'n skeeal. As shoh eh: ta'n derrey vraar brah y braar elley mychione yn oural. Ta'n skeeal beggan ny share erreish dou toiggal shen, agh smooinee er shoh: cha dug mee geill erbee da tra lhaih mee eh hoshiaght, er y fa dy vel dagh ooilley red wheesh neuvaghtal. Shen trome-cheeallagh, er lhaim.

Lesser Demons

Sorçh dy skeeal pulpagh jeh bea erreish da coleaystey mooar kirp fo ghruiaghtys. Ta blass pishagys Lovecraft ry-akin er, ga dy dod oo er chur eh ayns çhaglym neughooghyssagh elley gyn doilleeid. V'eh mie dy liooar; cha ghow eh greim orrym, agh er lhiam dy neeu eh, as t'eh mastey skeealyn share yn lioar shoh. Bare lhiam ennaghtyn share jeh'n ard-charracteyr; dennee mee dy row eh gollrish feniagh FPS aght ennagh. Cha dug taghyrtyn y skeeal cowrey erbee er e ambee, as nagh dennee eh eiyrtys aigney erbee jeh'n sheer-raghlid jeant echeysyn. As mish er smooinaghtyn er y chooish, foddee dy row shen jeant dy arryltyagh, son dy haishbyney dy nee fer gyn monney ennaghtyn t'ayn? Ny dy vel eh aigney sheer-chliaghtit rish as creoit noi?

By vie lhiam bun-eie y skeeal, as v'eh noa dy liooar. Va barel pragmatagh yn ard-charracteyr ny red noa myrgeddin ayns skeeal Lovecraftagh. Va caghlaaghyn beishteig aynsyn myr skeeal Lovecraftagh, dy jarroo - blass y "deayrtal as ooilley" er - agh va'n bun-chooish neughooghyssagh taitnyssagh as jeant dy mie, er lhiam, as quaagh dy liooar.

An Eldritch Matter

Ta fer troggal nhee quaagh er y traid as t'eh caghlaa y cummey t'er dys glout feill; tra ta fer lhee tayrn y nhee assyn 'sy thie lheeys, t'eshyn goll er caghlaa myrgeddin. As shen eh. Ta'n aght screeuee hene castreycair, agh cha dooar mee keeall ghoonee erbee ass y skeeal, myr dy nee cabdil nane ny eer meer roie-haishbynys v'ayn, ny smoo na skeealeen neuchrogheydagh. Va mee jerkal rish jerrey kestagh ny amlagh, foddee, agh cha row y nah 'er ny'n fer elley ry-akin. She straih dy haghyrtyn ta scuirr, as shen eh. Er lhiam dy nee skeeal aitt t'ayn, rere kiarail? Agh cha row mee gearey. Cha nel y prose chamoo yn ard-charracteyr fondagh dy liooar da'n skeeal çheet lesh myr "vignette quaagh anaasoil". T'eh cur imnea orrym gra dy nee skeeal moal t'ayn: by vie dy liooar lhiam ny v'ayn, dy jarroo. Agh shegin dou gra, my ta mee sessal eh my skeealeen, t'eh moal.

Substitution

Erreish ta marranys taghyrtagh, ta fer goaill toshiaght sursmooinaghtyn er ny beaghyn elley oddagh er ve echey, as ta shen dy chleayney cour baght kianglt as greain agglagh. Hoshiaght chreid mee dy nee aght screeuee maaigagh v'ayn: she aght focklagh as neuellynagh t'ayn, lane chooie da'n insheyder as eh mean-rangagh dys y vine s'jerree, agh cha dod mee agh cur geill da'n aght hene rish tammylt. Erreish dou cliaghtey rish, ghow mee soylljey mooar jeh. She skeeal neuhiyragh t'ayn ta troggal beggan er veggan, as t'eh feeudagh dy liooar. T'eh Sostnagh myrgeddin, as nagh vel eh Sostnagh! Ta covestey jeh nearey as egin aigney er yn insheyder, as v'eh lane so-chredjal dooys myr aght aigney deiney, ga dy row eh quaagh. Tra ta'n momentum er droggal, ta bieauid fondagh echey. Va barel aym er firrinys y skeeal nagh row foddey jeh, agh cha deayshil y chooish 'syn aght yerk mee rish.

Un chaveat: shoh skeeal elley nagh vel lane chooie da cooish y lioar shoh, er lhiam. T'eh ro-chadjin, gyn quaaghys neughooghyssagh ny oaylleeagh, as foddee oo er ny chur stiagh ayns teihys skeealyn quaaghey erbee.

Susie

Ta ben hing 'sy thie lheeys, as t'ee bentyn rish y Vythos aght ennagh, agh ta çhiassagh as aght screeu ro-chramp dty lhiettal veih toiggal wheesh ta shen taghyrt. Dy jarroo, cha nel monney traa aym son y skeeal shoh. Ta aght screeuee feer vonneydagh echey do nagh by aashagh eh toiggal ny va taghyrt, as er y fa dy vel y ven cho çhing, she insheyder nagh dod oo treishteil aynjee t'ayn chammah. Shimmey raa t'ayn gollrish "Surcease is a formula etched on the aethers, magically descriptive, nebular, galactic in implication.", as ta cagh "aver" car y traa tra lhisagh ad jus gra reddyn. Va blass ard-haghyrtys breagagh er, as jannoo rouyr eab. Ta skeeal anaasoil fo y chay shen, foddee, bentyn rish ben-chultagh er raad y vaaish, agh dy foshlit, cha nel bree dy liooar aynym dy yummal er kerey eh.

Briwnys

Teiy ny teihys: Copping Squid, Tempting Providence, Desert Dreams, The Broadsword, The Dome

Roie chammah: Tunnels, Howling in the Dark, Usurped, Substitution, Lesser Demons

Cooie da sleih elley, foddee: Pickman's Other Model, The Truth about Pickman, Passing Spirits, Inhabitants of Wraithwood, Denker's Book, Susie

Moal: Engraving, The Correspondence of Cameron Thaddeus Nash, Violence Child of Trust, An Eldritch Matter

Cre 'sy theihll ta shoh?: Rotterdam

Giare-choontey

Trooid as trooid, erreish dou lhaih y teihys skeealyn shoh, shegin dou gra dy vel scansh mooar eddyr ny ta mish as Joshi cur "skeeal Lovecraftagh" er.

Yiarrins dy vel ny troyn heese ry-akin ayns skeealyn Lovecraft, myr beggan ny mooarane rere y skeeal hene: Ta taghyrtyn ny cooishyn quaaghey ayn, as ard-charracteyryn ta soilshaghey magh y firrinys follit. Ta aght screeuee cramp as Gothagh echey, as ny smoo trimmid er ennaghtyn na bun-chooish, agh t'eh troggal skeeal shickyr veih bun dys jerrey baghtal ny yei shen. Rish jerrey y skeeal, ta'n lhaihder toiggal ny haghyr as cre'n fa, ga nagh vel yn aght baghtal ny keayrtyn, son cha nel Lovecraft faagail folliaghtyn. Son y chooid smoo, t'ad bentyn rish bun-chooishyn cadjin (scansh sheiltynys, neuscansh deiney 'sy dowan, milley anmey as kirpey, cummal seose sollys fardailagh shallidagh noi yn atçhimid nagh dod shin toiggal eh) as ta blass trome-chooishagh orroo.

Ta caghlaaghyn skeeal 'sy liooar shoh, as ta dagh fer bentyn rish cooish ny ghaa ass y rolley heose, agh ta ymmodee jeh cleayney cho foddey ass raad Lovecraft nagh noddym goaill rish ad myr Lovecraftagh. 'Sy varel aym, lhisagh "Lovecraftagh" çheet er skeealyn ta faggys da aght as cooishyn Lovecraft - cha nel skeeal "Wodehouseagh" er y fa ynrickan dy vel Edardee aegey ny geid muick aynsyn. Cha nel mee gra dy nhegin da skeeal ve ny pastiche jeh obbraghyn Lovecraft, agh ta feme er dy lhiantyn rish ayns ymmodee troyn, er lhiam.

Ta aght feer lettyragh as ellynagh ec kuse jeu, lane dy metaphor as aght screeuee daa-cheayllagh ny anvaghtal - foddey jeh aght Lovecraft. Cha nel plottey baghtal oc son y chooid smoo; t'eh er y lhaihder ny taghyrtyn y 'eaysley magh. Ta skeealyn elley nyn skeealyn neughooghyssaght vaghtal dy liooar, agh cha nel bun-chooishyn, genre, ny cummey y neughooghyssaght casley rish ny screeu Lovecraft. Ta jerraghyn kestit ayn, as ren Lovecraft shaghney y lheid jeh yoin dys cur geill smoo da ennaghtyn. Cha nel fer ynrickan jeh ny troyn shoh ny 'oill marrooagh, agh dy cadjin t'ad covestey 'sy skeeal cheddin, lesh faagail skeeal gyn agh aggyrt thanney dy ve rere aght Lovecraft. Choud's foddym toiggal, ta fer ny ghaa 'sy çhaglym shoh er yn oyr ommidjagh dy vel eh çheet er HP Lovecraft, gyn cur geill erbee da troyn bunneydagh y skeeal. S'goan ad foddym cur "Lovecraftagh" orroo gyn cooyl-smooinaght.

Er lhiam, my s'mie lhiat skeealyn Lovecraft, foddee oo feddyn red ennagh s'mie lhiat 'sy teihys skeealyn shoh. Ta teihys lhean ayn as caghlaaghyn aght as blass orroo. My ta clea vaihagh oc, gow oo taitnys jeh'n chooid smoo jeu, foddee. Cha nel anaase ayms er far-skeealaght lettyragh chamoo monney son aghtyn screeuee ellynagh, as myr shen voir kuse dy skeealyn orrym. Er lhiam dy row kuse elley moal.

Feeu geill: rere cliaghtey Lovecraft, cha nel monney mraane ry-akin. She Susie ayns Susie yn ard-charracteyr bwoirrin ynrican, as ish ny saase lettraght ny share na ny karracteyr, dy firrinagh. Er lhiam nagh hig eh lesh fer erbee jeu y Bechdel Test noadyr.

Son baght elley, jeeagh ayns shoh: Baght Opinionator


This is a review of the book Black Wings of Cthulhu, edited by ST Joshi. It claims to be "21 tales of Lovecraftian horror", and I'll give a quick minireview of each one. After the first sentence of each minireview, there may be spoilers, though I've tried to avoid specifics in most cases.

You can find a spoiler-free TL;DR version below.

Pickman's Other Model

Woman who modelled for Pickman appears in weird porn, has strange background, gets killed. It was Lovecraftian, with pretty much all the expected elements, but somehow it didn't work. The scenes were individually okay, and they did link together into a story, but it felt to me empty somehow; there was no bigger story behind it all. Lovecraft had his faults, but he never finished a story without you knowing what had really been going on. In this story, there were just a few weird scenes and a woman murdered by unknown persons for reasons that aren't really explained. Extrapolation provides only a "and that's it?" explanation. Mediocre.

Desert Dreams

Persistent dreams draw the protagonist to seek out the desert he sees in sleep, where he discovers an awful truth. I quite liked the style of this one, and I think it did a decent job of the "weird dreams" trope. It wasn't quite Lovecraftian somehow, although definitely within spitting distance - possibly because the ending was actually a bit of a surprise, which wasn't Lovecraft's style? - but I quietly enjoyed it. It felt perhaps just a little bit thin and sparse, but that may just be in comparison with Lovecraft's dense prose. Also, I suppose, because I was expecting the ending to be flagged up in HPL style, I didn't expect it to finish so soon and that affected how I approached it.

Engraving

The first six pages of this ten-part story are a repetitive litany of complaints by someone with the vocabulary of a stereotypical foul-mouthed teenager, convey virtually no information, and can be skipped with minimal impact on the rest. The last four pages offer a short horror vignette. I wouldn't go so far as to call it unLovecraftian, as it draws on the Lovecraftian vocabulary and themes, but I had a sense that if you filed off the names and substituted some others it would fit in any vaguely occult horror setting. There was little in the story itself, and nothing in its style or presentation, that marked it as a Mythos story. Sadly I think this is a reasonable very short story trapped in a rejected crime flick script.

Copping Squid

Bizarre blackmail and curiosity draws a man into strange places and terrible, irresistable revelations. While I can't imagine Lovecraft writing on these topics, it was a very solid story that managed to position itself within the Mythos, despite differences of style and subject. Considering stories like Hypnos, or The Shunned House, I felt like this tale of revelation and of horror close at hand was by no means out of place. The themes and mood felt Lovecraftian, and the sense of fate. It's laden with subtle weirdness, and convincingly conveys a sense of an unimposing body with awesome, mad charisma.

Passing Spirits

A protagonist is dying and begins to hallucinate, first HP Lovecraft's ghost, then all kinds of people and creatures from the stories. With a Mythos-per-page count approaching the Encyclopaedia, and about the same claim to be a Lovecraftian story. There is no mystery, no actual Mythos, nothing Lovecraftian in structure or style. This isn't a "what is reality" story either, despite apparently aiming at it - the protagonist is perfectly aware of what's happening and why. The first page looks to be a time-travel story, the next few give the impression it's going to be a Blithe Spirits homage, and then it bogs down into tedium. It's not a story I'd want to read in any collection, let alone one I picked looking for stuff like Lovecraft. It's so far from the premise of the collection that I can't even decide if it's bad or just uninteresting.

The Broadsword

An old man living in an old hotel is haunted by guilt and fear from an experience years ago. After some misgivings, I actually thought this was okay. It felt a little long. However, I thought it did a decent job at presenting something weird and horrific, and keeping things vague and crazy enough to keep you guessing. I suppose I would have liked a little more idea of what the Things actually are and what they do, and as I said I think it was longer than necessary, though a decent length is important to build up the uncertainty. On the whole, worth reading but not quite my style.

Usurped

An encounter with a wasp swarm causes a car accident, but the long arm of the Mythos turns out to be involved in the case. The idea is fine, the execution decent. For some reason this felt rather bland to me, though. It was okay.

Denker's Book

Mercifully brief. A potentially interesting idea, but it's mostly beating around the bush, and felt quite repetitive. Denker used the Necronomicon to power some kind of dimensional portal. The story consists of piecemeal revelations of this fact, in a long-winded style that isn't quite unreadable but little pleasure to read. Didn't really do anything for me.

Inhabitants of Wraithwood

An escapee from prison/rehab stumbles into a sinister house and is consumed by its power. This felt about three times longer than it should have been. The prose was wordy and not very readable (and that's coming from a Lovecraft reader). Despite its length, the story is mostly the narrator stumbling from odd scene to odd scene and reacting unconvincingly, not helped by the relentless focus on drug-taking (a subject perpetually devoid of interest). Once you've spotted the revelation in the first few pages, it's just one portentous event after another. Although it shows the narrator's inevitable fate, as with some others in this book it doesn't seem interested in offering less superficial revelations, and frankly it was too convoluted to reread just to try and work things out. Either there was too much waffle around the creepy story, or there was too much going on in the atmospheric horror novel.

The Dome

A retiree to a small town discovers there's something strange going on in one of the old buildings. A simple story, written in a simple style that washed over me easily to deliver the story. There's very little details or verbosity, and short phrases with a touch of the protagonist's voice paint events quite distinctly; no gothic atmosphere here, but a quick little tale that gets itself across efficiently and pleasantly. It's admittedly not very horrific, but I thought it was well done. There was only one bit that jarred on me, a single over-long sentence that needed breaking down and rephrasing: "He was overjoyed at the news, for he loved his pretty little granddaughter who had just graduated from high school and was heading west to a college near Phoenix". A perfectly serviceable story, not one of the greats but I'll gladly take it.

Rotterdam

A bitter man walks around Rotterdam, gets drunk and is involved in a crime. This story uses the word "Lovecraft" a lot, which appears to be the sole reason it is included here: it has an initially promising hook about Anthony Gormley art, but nothing comes of it. As with Wraithwood's drugs, I must emphasise: getting drunk is not intrinsically interesting or meaningful, any more in literature than in life. Rather, in both cases drunk people are boring and/or annoying. I'm not at all clear what kind of story this thinks it is; there's not enough to it to be mystery, it's definitely not horror or weird tale, and the crime is too sidelined to make a compelling crime story. It feels more like a writing exercise than a story, to be brutally honest.

Tempting Providence

A photographer returns to his old college in Providence for an exhibition, and finds himself strangely drawn to flickering ghosts of the past. I really dunno about this one. It's got some aspects I very much liked - the premise felt quite strong, and there was something nicely odd about it. I initially mistook what the premise actually was, and thought I was in for another Passing Spirits, but this one is yer'actual weird tale all right. That being said, I think it would speak far more strongly to someone else; there was a strong focus on Providence itself that didn't really resonate with me, having never been. As someone else mentioned, the protagonist has a strong awareness that harks back to many of Lovecraft's own highly analytical characters. This one builds up over time; it began to feel rather long until the hook of the story really bit home and things started unfolding. In retrospect the length seems about right, but I wonder if it could have been tightened up a bit so as not to feel long at the time, because in other circumstances I might have given up on it.

Howling in the Dark

A child with a fondness for the dark struggles with him temptations and frailties. A promising story, which evoked memories of Lovecraft's Hypnos, Azathoth, The Haunter of the Dark, and also The Book. There was a pleasing sense of yearning, of feelings that others can't understand, and of the unmeasured influence of the stranger. Those all seem quite reflective of youth, when there seems a chasm of understanding between generations, but some of that persists into adulthood too. Quick, intriguing, smoothly-written, believable. Perhaps I feel that it didn't explore its ideas quite far enough, but basically solid.

The Truth about Pickman

A descendant of Thurber travels to the English village where Pickman's family originated, with a scientific explanation for the events of Pickman's Model. This is a curious story, and I can't quite decide how I feel about it. It seems well-written and I enjoyed the explanation. At the same time, it seemed a bit too restrained for what it was doing. The scientific premise largely dissipates the horror of Pickman's ghouls, while the other revelation is too small and too well-signposted to provide a strong alternative. The final semi-twist feels unsporting from the character, but doesn't have the savagery of a Saki, which seems the closest model. I think basically I'd say it's interesting but not particularly compelling. Definitely not something I'd push on other people, and it's utterly dependent on Pickman's Model for the impact it does have.

Tunnels

A small boy suffering bad dreams learns of the old secret that drew his family and others together in an old apartment block. This was a decent story, with some evocative atmosphere and little humanising touches that gave it a bit of solidity. However, it was rather infodumpy when the secret did come out, which detracted from its effect. While the climax of the story was pretty good, I also found the conclusion a little weak, lacking the ring of conviction - it was too matter-of-fact, and felt a bit more suited to a scholar's diary or article than a narrative of dreadful memories.

The Correspondence of Cameron Thaddeus Nash

A series of increasingly bizarre fan letters received by Lovecraft, never previously published. Epistolary stories are tricky to do, because you're trying to convey information while wrapping it in the cruft of letters, and trying to get the balance right. I wasn't a huge fan, to be honest. I think my problem with this one is that while there's something to the core concept, it takes a large number of letters to convey a simple story, and unfortunately I didn't find the letters themselves interesting - very samey, maybe in-jokey? Having never got into the Lovecraft Circle stuff or read any of his correspondence, I've probably missed out on something. I suspect the idea is to enjoy the style and voice, maybe catch a reference here and there. Didn't do much for me.

Violence, Child of Trust

It would be difficult to make a story told from the perspective of members of an cult that practice human sacrifice uninteresting. As such, I am compelled to admit Michael Cisco's mastery of his craft. In truth, this barely qualifies as a story, more a vignette - it's some members of the cult family reluctantly preparing for a sacrifice, and ends before they complete it. It switches between uninspiring viewpoints, always coyly uninformative and allusory; this is a rather annoying trait when viewpoint characters know perfectly well what they're doing. As such we learn very little about the cult (say, why are they cultists?) which largely wastes the perspective. Poor. Some other readers have found it rich and rewarding, but I really can't agree.

Addendum: there is a twist in the tale, which I spotted only through accidentally looking at the last page again, spotting a line that had confused me the first time, and rereading a few pages to look for the solution. One brother betrays the other over the sacrifice arrangements. This makes the story a little more satisfying, but I find it telling that I didn't notice this at all on the first reading, due to the opaqueness of every damn thing. It doesn't help with the other problems.

Lesser Demons

A sort of postapocalyptic pulp zombie plague story with Lovecraftian touches, although they could arguably be other occult traditions instead. This was okay; it didn't wow me, but I found it much more worthwhile than quite a few others in the collection. I'd have liked more sense of the protagonist, who feels oddly reminiscent of a blank-slate FPS protagonist, essentially untouched by the events and their own colossal violence. On reflection, it's actually possible this is intended to convey him being emotionally blunted, or hardened to violence. The core concept is quite interesting and novel, and the character's pragmatic attitude was an interesting take. It was a little kitchen-sink with monsters, but the core supernatural element was pleasing.

An Eldritch Matter

A man picks up an odd item on the street and is horribly mutated; when a doctor retrieves the item in hospital, he is also mutated. That really is all there is to it. The actual writing isn't bad, but there's no real sense of closure to the narrative, leaving it feeling like a chapter one or even a prereview extract, rather than a standalone tale. I was expecting maybe a twist ending or ironic finish, but got neither, just a series of events that ends. It's presumably supposed to be funny? Didn't work. There's not enough in either the prose or the character to carry this off as a weird vignette. I feel bad calling this a bad story, since I enjoyed the bits that were there, but viewed as a short story, it is bad.

Substitution

A chance mistake leaves a man pondering about other lives he might have had, and leads him towards obsession and a nasty shock. Initially I found the writing rather clunky; it’s in a wordy but inelegant style that fits the utterly middle-class narrator well, but it took me a while to stop noticing it. Once I got into the story, though, I enjoyed this slow-build, low-key story, and its English setting. The protagonist’s mixture of embarrassment and compulsion was strangely believable, and once the momentum started building, the pacing was solid. I had my suspicions about the truth, which were pretty accurate, but things didn’t pan out quite how I expected. What I would say, though, is that this is another story that I don’t feel fits the theme particularly closely. It’s a little too mundane, and could really have fitted into any supernatural or light horror collection.

Susie

Woman in hospital is ill, interacts with Mythos to a degree obscured by fever and writing style. Honestly, I have little time for this story. It's written in a really portentous style that makes it difficult to tell what's going on, and the protagonist is ill so she's a deeply unreliable narrator anyway. Sentences like "Surcease is a formula etched on the aethers, magically descriptive, nebular, galactic in implication." abound, and people keep averring things. It gave me a feeling of artificial melodrama. I think it's decent story underneath that, revolving around a dying cultist, but I frankly cannot be bothered teasing it out.

Verdict

My highlights: Copping Squid, Tempting Providence, Desert Dreams, The Broadsword, The Dome

Also ran: Tunnels, Howling in the Dark, Usurped, Substitution, Lesser Demons

Not my thing: Pickman's Other Model, The Truth about Pickman, Passing Spirits, Inhabitants of Wraithwood, Denker's Book, Susie

Poor: Engraving, The Correspondence of Cameron Thaddeus Nash, Violence Child of Trust, An Eldritch Matter

No seriously, what?: Rotterdam

Summary

I think the main conclusion I can draw from this anthology is that Joshi and I have very different understandings of the term "Lovecraftian story".

Broadly speaking, I feel that Lovecraft's stories include the following traits, to a varying degree: weird events or situations, whose hidden truths are revealed by the protagonists; dense, gothic writing that emphasises atmosphere over plot, but still follows a definite story progression to a distinct end; by the end of the story, the reader understands what has been going on. They also touch on some themes (the importance of imagination, the insignificance of humanity before the universe, corruption, maintaining a futile candlelight against the dreadfulness beyond our ken) and strike a fairly serious mood.

This book offers a wide variety of stories, all of which touch on some of these issues, but many of which deviate so strongly that I can't honestly consider them Lovecraftian. To my mind, "Lovecraftian" writing should be really quite close to that of Lovecraft, in the same way that a story isn't Wodehousian simply by featuring young Edwardians or pig-stealing. I don't mean they need to be a pastiche, but there need to be many points of similarity.

Several of the stories are very literary and artsy in style, full of metaphor and ambiguous writing, but a big departure from Lovecraft. These also tend not to feature very clear plots, with the reader left to try and puzzle out what might have been going on. A couple are fairly lucid supernatural stories, but not very close to Lovecraft either in themes, genre or the nature of the supernatural within them. There are several twist endings, which Lovecraft studiously avoided to concentrate on atmosphere. The chief problem is that these departures often combine, leaving you with stories that have only a tenuous claim to Lovecraftianism. A couple seem to have been included on the bizarre strength of mentioning HP Lovecraft, rather than any intrinsic property of the stories. There were only a handful that I feel comfortable categorising as Lovecraftian.

The range of stories in this book will mean that most people who want something Lovecraftian can probably find a few that suit their taste. If you have a very broad palate, you may enjoy most of them. Personally, I have no time for literary fiction and little for very artsy writing, and found several stories annoying, while a couple of others I simply thought were bad.

Also worth noting: as sadly traditional for Lovecraft, women are pretty few and far between. There's one female protagonist (Susie, although she's less a protagonist and more a literary device, to be honest) and I don't think any of them would pass the Bechdel test.

For an alternative take, see here: Opinionator's review

Tuesday, 8 April 2014

Y Scaa Harrish Innsmouth: Çheet Quaiyl Innsmouth

1882 CapeAnnAdvertiser building MainStreet GloucesterMA byCorliss and Ryan

She balley lhean as gloo v’ayn, agh va genney bea baghtal monneydagh aynsyn. Cha daink agh sappag dy yaagh ass y cheyll dy sthockyn neureilt, as dirree tree speekyn ardey lhomey noi y speyr çheu ny marrey. Va fer jeu tholtanagh heose, as aynsyn as ayns fer elley honnick mee tuill ghoo accryssagh raad boallagh da eddinyn ny gluig ve.

Ren y çhionnal dy chleaghyn Ollanish as gaabylyn eairkagh tuittymagh cur magh blass loau dianeagh dy baghtal breinn. Va’n raad goll sheese nish, as shinyn tayrn faggys daue, shimmey mullagh honnick mee va lane chohuittymit. Va thieyn mooarey kerrinagh Shoryssagh ayns myrgeddin: cleaghyn goaleddinagh, cupolaghyn, as “shooylaghyn ny bentreoghe” fo radling. V’adsyn foddey jeh’n ushtey son y chooid smoo, as va fer ny ghaa nyn mast’oc ayns stayd fondagh dy liooar. Cooyl oc honnick mee raillaghyn ruy y raad yiarn treigit, lane sarkil nish, as cruin hellegraf gyn streng erbee listal harrish. Va ny shenn raaidjyn carriads dys Rowley as Ipswich bunnys keillt fo ‘aiyr.

Monday, 31 March 2014

Er ollooyn eddyrashoonagh

English version below.

Lhaih mee yn art shoh moghrey jiu: Academics Anonymous: international staff suffer raw deal from universities

She eie anaasoil t'ayn, agh bare lhiam fakin ny smoo fysseree er y chooish. Er lhiam dy nee cubbylyn ta bun smoo y doilleeid. My t'ou uss cummal ayns y Reeriaght hannah as y sheshey ayd caghlaa staartey, dy cadjin foddee oo freayll y staartey t'ayd hannah. Foddee oo cummal seose cooish ghraih foddey rish tammylt, derrey fow uss staartey ny s'faggys da'n boayl noa, ny foddee fer jiu troailtey. Cha nel monney caa ayn dy vow shiu daa staartey ollooscoillagh lane-emshiragh beayn 'syn ynnyd cheddin ec y traa cheddin; myr shen, my t'ou uss geiyrt er sheshey ass çheer elley, cha nel monney caa ayd dy 'eddyn staartey dy leah. Ta teiy ayd: goaill rish staartey nagh vel 'syn ollooscoill (as gyn screen yn art shoh), ny goaill rish staartey ollooscoillagh nagh mie lane chooie dhyt.

Er lhiam dy nee feme (feer ny far) dy hannaghtyn 'syn "teihll ollooscoillagh" ta bun y cheisht, son t'eh cur stiagh feme elley mastey ny cummaghtyn t'ort rish shirrey staartey. As feme ort dy gheddyn staartey faggys da'n çheshey, as ec y traa cheddin, ta sleih goaill rish staartaghyn nagh goghe ad rish jeh yioin. S'cosoylagh dy vel y red cheddin ry-akin mastey cubbylyn ta gobbraghey ayns sur-vagher erbee.

Jeeaghyn er y chooish ayns aght elley, ta mee çhelleeragh fakin kiare cummaghtyn er y teiy. S'cosoylagh dy bee eh ort lhiggey lesh fer jeu:

    Foddid: by vie lhiat staartey faggys da'n çheshey ayd
  • Coorse: by vie lhiat ve mie er enney 'sy vagher keirdagh ayd, as cummal seose y schlei ayd.
  • Argid: shegin dhyt feddyn staartey dy leah dys eeck ny billaghyn.
  • Quallid: t'ou shirrey reddyn er lheh ass y staartey, m.s. ooashley, sorçh dy obbyr t'ayn, çhymbyllaght obbree a.r.e.

As nyn mast'oc, she quallid y red sassey dy lhiggey lesh, as t'eh gientyn lheid yn art. My t'ou lhiggey lesh yn argid, ta shin lhaih artyn ta gra nagh vel un 'aill olloo lane-emshiragh cooie dy chummal seose cubbyl ny lught-thie. My t'ou lhiggey lesh y choorse, ta shin lhaih artyn er "cur magh ny fioghee", anchorrmid keintys ayns ollooscoillyn*, as cre'n fa ta sleih faagail yn seihll ollooscoillagh. My t'ou lhiggey lesh foddid, ta shin lhaih artin er doilleeidyn cormaghey coorse as bea my t'ou dy olloo.

*Ta ourys aym, kyndagh rish anchormid faill as cultoor, dy vel ny smoo ollooyn firrynagh garraghey as sheshey bwoirrin geiyrt orroo, na'n aght elley. Cha nel y fysseree aym. Foddee chammah dy vel eh ny s'doillee da ollooyn bwoirrin feddyn staartey noa my t'ad arraghey.

Trooid as trooid, er lhiam nagh vel eddyrashoonaght y pheiagh bentyn rish y chooish. Er lhiam dy nee shirrey daa staartey ooashley sur-cheirdagh lane-emshiragh ayns ard beg ec y traa cheddin (as costreeu agglagh ayn son ny staartaghyn shen, as cha nel ny currymee caghlaa dy mennick, as cha nel ad ayn agh ayns shiartase dy chaayryn er lheh) ta bun y chooish.


I read this article this morning:

It’s an interesting point, but I’d like to see some more data on the topic. I suspect a major cause of the problem is likely to be couples. If you’re moving within the UK, it's often feasible for the already-employed partner to retain their job, either having a medium-distance relationship for a while until they can find a job nearer the new place, or with one partner (or both) commuting. The chances of getting two permanent academic jobs in the same area at the same time are very limited, so if someone follows their partner from abroad, they’re unlikely to get one quickly. This means a choice: either taking a non-academic job (in which case you don't write this article) or taking a much less appealing academic job. I suspect the root problem here is simply that a perceived or real need to remain "in academia" is a substantial additional factor in jobseeking. Coupled with the need to find a job near a partner, and at around the same time, people end up taking jobs they ordinarily wouldn't. I imagine the same problem applies in most specialised fields. To look at it another way, I can immediately think of four factors in the decision. It’s very likely that you’ll have to compromise on at least one: Distance: you want to work near your partner. Career: you need to maintain a name in the field and your career skills. Financial: you need to get a job fairly soon to pay the bills. Quality: you want certain things out of the job, such as prestige, the nature of the work, conditions and so on. Of these, quality is perhaps the easiest to compromise and leads to this article. If you compromise on finance, we get articles on how a single academic salary isn’t enough to support a couple or family. If you compromise on career, we get articles on “publish or perish”, gender imbalance in universities*, and why people left academia. If you compromise on distance, we get articles on the difficulties of juggling career and relationship for academics. *I suspect that because of pay discrepancies and cultural tendencies, there are statistically more male academics moving and taking female partners with them than the other way round. It may also be harder for female academics to get a new job after moving. On the whole, my take is that this is very little to do with staff being international, and very much to do with trying to find two full-time high-prestige specialist jobs within a small geographical area, when said jobs are limited to specific cities, subject to furious competition and have relatively low turnover.

Friday, 14 March 2014

Y Scaa Harrish Innsmouth: Y Barroose

StateLibQld 1 68755 Bridge and weir at McDonald Road, Windsor, ca. 1910

Kiart roish jeih er y chlag mairagh, va mee my hassoo roish Drugglann Hammond ayns Kerrin y Valley, fuirraghtyn er y varroose cour Innsmouth. Cha row agh un chishtey troailtys aym. As meir y chlag snaue roish, honnick mee ny streeleyderyn lheie ersooyl, beggan er veggan, dys buill elley heese y raad, ny dys y Chirbyl Share harrish y cherrin. Er lhiam nagh row y jantagh tiggad er ro-vooadaghey wheesh feoh v’ec ny h-ynnydee er Innsmouth as ny cummaltee echey. Eisht honnick mee carbyd beg—ny red shenndeeagh ass credjue, bunnys, lheeah as sallagh—clabberey sheese State Street as çhyndaa dy scuirr rish y chlagh oirragh faggys dou. Dennee mee çhelleeragh cre’n barroose v’ayn, as eisht honnick mee cowrey do-lhaih er yn uinnag. “Arkham-Innsmouth-Newb’port”. Va’n çheb kiart.

Cha row agh tree troailtee er. She deiney dorraghey neuskiogh v’ayn, groamagh agh aeg dy liooar. Rish scuirr y charbyd ren ad spaagail magh dy staghylagh, as shooyl seose State Street nyn dost. Sleetçhagh, bunnys. Harlhiem yn immanagh myrgeddin, as yeeagh mee er as eh shooyl stiagh ‘sy drugglann dys kionnaghey red ennagh. Gyn ourys, shoh y Joe Sargent va’n jantagh tiggad er jeet ersyn. Eer roish my doddin cronnaghey cre’n cummey v’er, haink thooilley dy ‘eoh dooghyssagh huggym nagh dod mee castey ny soilshaghey magh. Dennee mee dy doaltattym dy row eh lane dooghyssagh nagh by vie lesh ny h-ynnydee goll er barroose lheid y dooinney, ny cur shilley er oayll eshyn as e vooinjer ny s’menkey na v’eh orroo goll.

Friday, 14 February 2014

Lioaryn Jerrey Geuree

Cha nel mee foast jannoo y çhalee lhaih, agh shoh kuse dy lioaryn lhaih mee rish Jerrey Geuree ta feeu coontey beg.

Aght ennagh, ta lioaryn Aqua as Aria Amano Kozue my chur gys cooinaghtyn lioaryn Albert Alison Jezard. Ta scansh eddyr oc, agh ta caslys mooar eddyr ny h-anmyn t'oc. She cooishyn laa beggey t'ayn son y chooid smoo, as t'ad loayrt er souyrid thie, barriaghtyn beggey as ceau traa marish caarjyn. She lioaryn gerjoil maynrey t'ayn, as dy liooar daue insh skeealyn beggey dy mie.

Lhaih mee Fiddler Fair er turrys barroose feer liauyr. Cha row barel fondagh aym my by vie lhiam ee ny dyn, agh myr haghyr eh hie shaghey kiare ooryn taitnyssagh gyn boirey rish lhaih y lioar shoh dys y jerrey. Ta skeealyn anaasoil, aitt as geyre nish as reesht ayn, ayns caghlaaghyn seihll feer as sheiltynagh. T'ad goaill stiagh skittyn, contoyrtyssyn as kuse dy skeealyn trome-chooishagh as groamagh. Er lhiam dy nee far-veaskeeal TE Lawrence oddagh-er-ve woaill orrym smoo - t'eh lane dy vree as hooar mee red ennagh niartal aynsyn - agh ta ymmodee jeu ennaghtagh quaagh ny keayrtyn. Va kuse elley cadjincliaghtit, as ry-yerkal my ta aght as cliaghtaghyn ny h-ughtar er enney ayd.

Ta The Coming of Bill ny Wodehouse neuyerkallit. T'ee goll foddey ass y raad cadjin echey, dy ghra myr shen, aittys ghraih eddrym y halley kiaull. Shoh drama trome-chooishagh dy liooar ta gaase rish ymmodee bleeantyn; t'eh goaill stiagh falleilys persoonagh as baase. Ta brishey cooish ghraih ny chooish cadjin Wodehouse, agh cha nee y tushtey gennal cadjin t'ayn nish. Ta Wodehouse bentyn rish y chummaght 'oddey-charrymagh t'ain er sleih elley, as rish shen t'eh ceau shilley trome ass cliaghtey er lhiasteyryn. Ta lhiasteyryn berçhagh as eddrym 'sy chree ry-akin ayns dagh lioar echey, bunnys, as t'ad co-ennaghtagh ain son y chooid smoo, agh ayns shoh ta leagh lheid yn aghtey ry-akin, as she caarjyn as mooinjer eeckys. Chammah's ooilley shen, t'eh cur geill cremeydagh da poosey ass laue, red ta lane voylleydagh ayns skeealyn elley.

Ny yei shen as ooilley, she skeeal Wodehouse t'ayn. Ta aitt ayn nish as reesht, as yn aght screeuee cadjin; ta blass er enney er ny karracteyryn, as ta feaysley y skeeal neuchramp as fondagh dy liooar (va shen beggan brasnee dou). Dy beagh fys er ve aym er ny v'ayn, er lhiam nagh yinnin er ny reih son turrys barroose (beggan trome) as er lhiam nagh neeym aalhaih y lioar, agh ta mee boggoil dy lhaih mee ee.

Ta Book Girl and the Suicidal Mime ny s'quaaghey na chreid mee. Va mee jerkal rish skeeal eddrym dy liooar erreish dou lhaih y coontey giare jee. Agh ghow mee ram soylley jee. Ta'n ard-snaie feeit ry-cheilley marish coraa elley nagh by vaghtal quoi s'lesh eh ta loayrt er cooishyn ta lieh-ventyn rish cooishyn yn ard-snaie. Hoshiaght chreid mee dy nee coraa sthie folliaghtagh yn ard-charracteyr, smooinaghtyn er cooishyn dorraghey nagh vel eh lhiggey dhyt cur geill daue 'syn ard-skeeal; agh dy leah foddee oo cur coontey elley jeu, as cha nee'm feaysley y chooish dhyt. Hug shen orrym ve fud-y-cheilley nish as reesht, agh cha voir eh orrym monney, hannee eh er çheu kiart y linney. Er lhiam dy row eh aashagh dy liooar lhaih eh ga dy nee lioar chramp t'ayn, as by vie lhiam ny karracteyryn.

Ta'n skeeal cur geill da cooishyn cadjinys sleih as slaynt aigney. Haink teaym neayrag er yn insheyder tammylt erash, as ta cowraghyn baghtal ny neuvaghtal ayn dy vel cooishyn slaynt aigney bentyn rish karracteyryn elley. Cha dennee mee dy row y scansh cadjin "cadjin/neuchadjin" ayn. Shegin dou gra, va cadjincliaghtey ayn nish as reesht bentyn rish ny cooishyn aigney, as ta kuse dy reddyn croghey dy trome er cohaghyrtys; er lhiam dy vel eh ry-lowal ayns skeeal eddrym, as cha nel reayrtys chamoo y skeeal hene mychione slaynt aigney. Trooid as trooid hooar mee dy row tro shen y skeeal fondagh dy liooar. Hooar mee blass aynsyn dy vel slaynt aigney cramp dy liooar, as sleih chammah, as cha nel feaysley ny freggyrt neuchramp ry-gheddyn; by haittin lhiam eh shen.


I'm no longer doing the Reading Project, but here are a few of the books I read in January that I think are worth a quick word.

Aqua and Aria by Amano Kozue remind me of the Albert books, oddly enough. Very different but a similar spirit behind them. Little everyday things happen mostly, and they're about home comforts and little victories and spending time with friends. They're comfortable, happy books that are content to tell little stories well.

I wasn't sure how good I expected Fiddler Fair to be but actually really enjoyed it to while away the bus journey. Some interesting, fun and often slightly acerbic stories in a varied set of fantasy worlds, varying from satirical tales to adventure to some rather serious and sometimes grim works. I think the alternate history TE Lawrence is perhaps the one that most struck me, but I found several surprisingly moving at times. Others were quite clichéd, and predictable if you've read any Lackey before.

The Coming of Bill is a surprising Wodehouse that deviates heavily from the well-known mould of light romantic music-hall comedy, with a rather serious drama unfolding over several years and taking in failure, death and a much less jocular take on relationship breakdown that is usual. Wodehouse touches on the long-term consequences of our influence on others, and casts an unusually harsh eye at that monied and whimsical class of idler who so often decorate the pages of his books, remaining at the same time sympathetic. The spontaneous matrimony common in other stories is critically reviewed. That being said, the solution to their woes is typically simplistic and efficacious, and that jarred. The touches of humour were still there and recognisable, and some characters felt familiar, but it felt a significant departure from his usual work. Had I known in advance I might not have picked it for a bus journey, and I probably won't re-read it, but I'm glad I have read it.

Book Girl and the Suicidal Mime was much odder than I'd expected, I was thinking it would be a fairly light book. It was very enjoyable though. The main viewpoint story is interwoven with other, related threads whose narrators aren't clear. At first I assumed this was the narrator's "secret" voice, touching on darker themes than they allowed to surface in the main narrative, but other options quickly present themselves (and I won't give it away). This was a little confusing at times, but stayed on the right side of the line. I found it quite easy to read for a relatively complex book, and found the characters enjoyable. The story also delves into some issues of normality and mental health. The narrator (a teenager) had a breakdown quite recently, and other characters are shown or hinted to have psychological issues. There's no real sense of a normal/non-normal distinction here. Some parts of it were... I mean, a couple of scenes were quite clichéd and relied on a lot of coincidences, which jarred a bit, but I can forgive coincidence in a light novel and they weren't particularly scenes about mental health. On the whole, I found that aspect fairly compelling, and I appreciated the general sense that actually mental health is kind of complicated, and so are people, and there's no trite answers or explanations to give.

Monday, 27 January 2014

Tech tricks: listing a directory

I had to do this a few times recently, and had to look up the details (I've forgotten where, unfortunately), so thought I'd spread it around.

To get a usable list of items in a directory...

  • Create a text file with this content: dir/b *.* >dirlist.xls
  • Change the text file extension from .txt to .bat
  • Move the .bat file to the folder you want to list
  • Double-click the .bat

This will create a spreadsheet in that folder, called dirlist.xls, that lists the contents of the folder.

Thursday, 23 January 2014

The weight of the black dog

You apply for a job. A few weeks later, a message arrives inviting you for interview, and asking you to prepare an answer to the following question…

A sense of exhaustion washes over you. You can’t imagine how you would ever answer a question like that. Even reading the email is exhausting. You know you should reply, one way or the other, but the thought of replying is unbearable. It can’t be done. You go and do something else to distract yourself, while the letter niggles at your mind.

The next day, you read it again. “Don’t be silly”, you tell yourself. You try to picture yourself sitting there answering the question. Only defeated, hopeless answers present themselves. The idea of making it through the interview without simply giving up and leaving seems ludicrous, and if you try to imagine actually doing the job, you see yourself slumped at a desk ineffectually, wondering how long you can conceal your inability to do anything, particularly when you don’t have the energy or inclination to conceal anything. Hopeless. Best to reject it. But rejecting the interview is, you know, stupid. You applied! You wanted to change something. And anyway, rejecting it would be exhausting too. It’s impossible. You go and do something else.

A third day comes. The interview is only a few days away. You really need to respond soon. Even thinking about it makes you tired, and apathetic, and miserable. Do you have a headache? You leave the message on your screen, and avoid the desk because of the baleful glare of the words. You just want it to go away. To never have to think about it again. No interviews, no letters, no jobs. Just let it stop. It is a physical weight pressing down on you, bending your head and making your shoulders ache. Your eyes are tired and dry, and want to close.

It is the fifth day. There is a message on your phone. You know what it is. After ignoring it for two hours, you crack and play it back. The harassed yet apologetic official voice sounds in your ear: “…don’t seem to have a reply, wondered if…” until it slips from your fingers – they feel so clumsy, almost like they aren’t yours at all. The voice murmurs on as you shamble out of the room, unable to bear it. Maybe if you just ignore everything, it will go away. You know it won’t.

You sit at your computer, resigned to composing a reply. The message glares at you. You reread it, and wilt slowly as you do. Your fingers are numb on the keys. Your mind is frozen. The gears of your brain jam. Inside, a bird flutters helplessly and desperately as the grey fog rolls in, like treacle. One half panicking, one half numb. Your eyes fall on the furniture, and notice the dust of weeks. And after a while, you go to do something else, leaving the message unanswered.

The day of the interview comes, and goes. Something rages helplessly in a lost corner of your mind. A great, shapeless oozing weight has pinned everything else down; birdlike flutterings come, and are soon drowned. There is no sense of relief, because you know that though you got what you wanted, you lost. It's hard to care about that, either. So very tired.


It's difficult to understand what mental illness can be like. I thought I would take the time to write this down. Maybe it's hard to imagine skipping a job interview like this. This is the enemy, or at least one of its faces: a great and terrible apathy, a weariness of spirit. It's hard to imagine how impossible things can seem, until it happens. I struggle to remember myself, after the lead fog drifts away.

My symptoms are, officially, "mild".

And I had better go and try to answer that damned invitation, because it's still only the third day, and this is just another kind of procrastination.

Monday, 20 January 2014

More Macrotastic

These are some more macros that I used heavily during a recent project. As some took quite a bit of effort to create, I thought I'd post them in case they can be reused by someone else - or for my own future reference, of course.

Dealing with near-duplicate columns

It's quite common for people to design a spreadsheet with, say, Error Code as a column, then later to realise that a record might end up with more than one error codes, and deal with this by simply creating Error Code 2 on the same row. In our case, I needed to end up with a set of records where each error code was in the same one column, but had its own row, duplicating the rest of the data for the record. There was a lot of data to go through.

The multi-part macro below can do this. It goes through each row from the bottom of the data up*, finds columns with a particular name in the top row (in this case, those containing "Error Code") and checks for values in them. If any cells have values, it'll create a new row for each column containing a value, copy the original row's data across, and set "Error Code 1" to equal the Error Code value in the cell it's working from. When all the target cells have been processed, the original row of data is deleted.

*if you're inserting new rows below your current row, this is a key safeguard to stop your macro getting caught in a loop where it inserts a new row, then processes that new row and adds another... never moving on to the second of the original rows.

Even if the main macro isn't useful to you, you might find one of the subparts useful.

Sub SplitByDupeColumn()
    'takes a sheet where there are several columns containing equivalent information and splits them so each one has its own record, filling in the rest of the data from the original row. For example where someone has created four "Error Code" columns to allow for up to four error codes in a record. Here you are really dealing with a one-to-many relationship. Having a separate row for each record is much neater.

    Dim rgAll As Range
    Dim myRow As Long
    Set rgAll = Range(Cells(2, 1), Cells(ActiveSheet.UsedRange.Rows.Count, ActiveSheet.UsedRange.Columns.Count))
    
'this can be a very long operation, so as long as we know it works, don't bother updating the screen - it'll only slow us down
    Application.ScreenUpdating = False
    With ActiveSheet
'start at the end and go backwards. This way it isn't disrupted by new rows being added below the one we're processing
        For i = ActiveSheet.UsedRange.Rows.Count To 2 Step -1
'messy workaround because it won't accept i as an argument for some reason
            myRow = i
            Call ColToRow(myRow, "Error Code")
        Next i
    End With
    Application.ScreenUpdating = True

End Sub

Sub ColToRow(someNumber As Long, myField As String)
'for a sheet with several columns whose titles contain the same string, takes one row and turns it into one row per entry in that set of columns
'e.g. if you have Notes1 Notes2 Notes3, it will turn one row (with data in each field) into three rows, each of which only has data in one of these fields,
'but contains all the rest of the data for that row.
'Blanks are ignored. The original row is deleted.

    Dim myRange As Range
    Dim colInd As Integer
    
    Dim newCellRow As Integer
    Dim newCellCol As Integer
    
    'messy workaround because the calling subroutine is based on a Long but we want an Integer
    Dim lngRow As Integer
    lngRow = someNumber
    
    'find those cells that are in "Error Code" columns
    Call CellPicker(myField, lngRow)
    Set myRange = Selection
    
    'if value in any Error Code column, add new row for each, then delete the original
    For Each myCol In myRange.Columns
        If Not IsEmpty(myCol.Value) Then
            'get the index of this column so you can insert the value later
            colInd = myCol.Column
            'add a new row
            Cells(lngRow + 1, 1).EntireRow.Insert
            'copy down the data from the original row
            Range(Cells(lngRow, 1), Cells(lngRow + 1, ActiveSheet.UsedRange.Columns.Count)).FillDown
            'copy down the Circ Id value for this column
                'get the new cell where you want to store the values
                Call CellPicker("Error Code1", lngRow + 1)
                Selection.Value = Cells(lngRow, colInd).Value
            Cells(lngRow + 1, colInd).Value = Cells(lngRow, colInd).Value
    
            'blank out the Error Code values in all columns except this one in the row we just created
            Call BlankMe(myRange, lngRow + 1, Cells(lngRow, colInd))

        End If
    Next myCol
    ''myRange.Select
    
    Cells(lngRow, 1).EntireRow.Delete

End Sub

Sub BlankMe(myRange As Range, lngRow As Integer, leaveMe)
'blanks all but one column on one row in a stated range
    Dim colInd As Integer
    
    For Each myCol In myRange.Columns
    'unless it's the column we want to keep, blank it
        If Not myCol.Column = leaveMe.Column Then
            colInd = myCol.Column
            Cells(lngRow, colInd).Value = Null
        End If
    Next myCol
End Sub

Sub CellPicker(LookFor As String, lngRow As Integer)
'picks cells in one row (lngRow), based on the headers for that column
    
    'set variables
    Dim rgToCheck As Range
    Dim rgSelect As Range
    Dim cl As Range
    
    'build a range from cells called LookFor
    With ActiveSheet.Rows(1)
        'find a column called "LookFor"
        
        'select the top row
        Set rgToCheck = Range(Cells(1, 1), Cells(1, ActiveSheet.UsedRange.Columns.Count))
            
        For Each cl In Intersect(ActiveSheet.UsedRange, rgToCheck)
        'select any columns containing the desired text LookFor, except for the header row (this exclusion probably not strictly necessary, but neater)
            If InStr(1, cl.Text, LookFor) Then
                If rgSelect Is Nothing Then
                    Set rgSelect = Range(Cells(lngRow, cl.Column), Cells(lngRow, cl.Column))
                Else
                    Set rgSelect = Union(rgSelect, Range(Cells(lngRow, cl.Column), Cells(lngRow, cl.Column)))
                End If
            End If
        Next cl
            If Not rgSelect Is Nothing Then
                rgSelect.Select
            End If
    End With
End Sub

Protection

This next one comes from the way worksheets were handled in part of the project. Colour-coding was used to indicate the type of data in a cell: many types were not to be changed by the main users. The spec called for white and grey cells to be locked, and doing this by hand was predictably painful since the colours were scattered across sheets and mixed with other colours. The following macro locks white and grey (191,191,191) cells only.


Sub Lock_Grey_White_Values()
    
    Dim rgToCheck As Range
    Dim rgSelect As Range
    Dim cl As Range, myColorIndex As Long
    'check the entire sheet
    Set rgToCheck = Range(Cells(1, 1), Cells(ActiveSheet.UsedRange.Rows.Count, ActiveSheet.UsedRange.Columns.Count))
    
    'white cells = index2
    myColorIndex = 2
    'build a range from cells with white colour
    For Each cl In Intersect(ActiveSheet.UsedRange, rgToCheck)
        If cl.Interior.ColorIndex = myColorIndex Then
            If rgSelect Is Nothing Then
                Set rgSelect = cl
            Else
                Set rgSelect = Union(rgSelect, cl)
            End If
        End If
    Next cl
    'now add grey cells - no handy index, so use RGB 191
    For Each cl In Intersect(ActiveSheet.UsedRange, rgToCheck)
        If cl.Interior.Color = RGB(191, 191, 191) Then
         If rgSelect Is Nothing Then
                Set rgSelect = cl
            Else
                Set rgSelect = Union(rgSelect, cl)
            End If
        End If
    Next cl
    If rgSelect Is Nothing Then
        MsgBox "The Colorindex " & myColorIndex & " hasn't been found."
    Else
        rgSelect.Select
    End If
    
    Selection.Locked = True
    Selection.FormulaHidden = True
End Sub

The next one was used to save a password-protected copy of the file in a new location, saving multiple clicks per use and avoiding typing errors. Only limited security was needed on these files, so having a common password for many files didn't matter. It was only to protect them from casual inspection.



Sub Parallel_Save()
'saves protected version of the workbook in a new location
    Dim NewName As String
    Dim MyPath As String, MyCompletePath As String
    
'save workbook with password in corresponding folder of new location
    MyPath = ActiveWorkbook.Path
    NewPath = Replace(MyPath, "Unprotected", "Protected")
    NewName = NewPath & "\" & ActiveWorkbook.Name
    ActiveWorkbook.SaveAs Filename:=NewName, Password:="password"

    MsgBox "The new version has been saved; don't save this one!"

End Sub

This slightly stronger version protected and saved the files, so that not only was a password needed, but separate password access was needed to change locked cells.

Sub Protected_Save()
'saves protected version of the workbook with password filepass, and protects the active sheet as sheetpass, with locked cells protected

    ActiveSheet.Unprotect Password:="sheetpass"
    Call GetLocks
    Dim myRange As Range
    
    Dim NewName As String
    Dim MyPath As String
'protect the worksheet
    ActiveSheet.Protect "sheetpass", AllowFormattingCells:=True, AllowFormattingColumns:=True, AllowFormattingRows:=True, AllowSorting:=True, AllowFiltering:=True

'Allow 'Protect worksheet and contents of locked cells', 'Select locked cells', 'Select unlocked cells', 'Format cells', 'Format columns', Format rows', 'Sort', and 'Use AutoFilter'.

'save workbook with new password
    NewName = ActiveWorkbook.Name
    MyPath = "C:\Example"
    NewName = MyPath & "\" & NewName
    ActiveWorkbook.SaveAs Filename:=NewName, Password:="filepass"

End Sub

This next one simply unlocks a whole worksheet.


Sub Delock()
'unlocks the whole worksheet
'select all cells
    ActiveSheet.UsedRange.Select
    Selection.Locked = False
    Selection.FormulaHidden = False
End Sub

Saturday, 18 January 2014

Coir rioee chimmeeagh?

V'eh ry-yerkal, gyn ourys, agh she skeeal mie t'ayn ny yei shen. Ta ronseyderyn er ngeddyn feanish dy dug magh coyr rioee "inçhynagh" post-l spammagh.

Ren Proofpoint (ny cholught shickyrys fysseree) cronnaghey soiaghey spammagh rish y Nollick. Hug ny kimmee postyn-l tree keayrtyn 'sy laa er feie ny cruinney dys sleih as colughtyn, 100,000 'sy cheayrt. Cha daink agh 10 postyn-l ass enmys IP er lheh, myr shen by ghoillee eh ad y haghney liorish lhiettal IP. Y red anaasoil, shen dy daink 25 'sy cheead jeh jeshaghtyn elley, cha nel jeh co-earrooderyn tradishoonagh. Hooar ad çhaghteraghtyn daink ass "router" thie, jeshaghtyn yl-vean, çhellveeishanyn as coyr rioee; va co-earrooder as ablid eddyr-voggyl ec dagh fer. Son y chooid smoo nagh row ny kimmeeyn er mrishey jeshaghtyn sauçhey, agh er ngeddyn adsyn nagh row reaghit dy cooie hoshiaght, as adsyn ragh row er gaghlaa focklyn arrey jeh ny dug colughtyn er dagh fer. Myr shen, by aashagh eh ad y chleayney.

Cha nel mee goaill yindys kyndagh rish shen. Ta jeshaghtyn inçhynagh goaill stiagh co-earrooder dys geddyn fysseree as aawoalley yn aghtey oc rere eh, ny kiangley rish jeshaghtyn elley, agh ta'n ablid shen nyn vosley magh dys kimmee. S'doillee dy liooar eh cur er sleih co-earrooderyn tradishoonagh y choadey, gyn çheet er y choyr rioee! Mannagh vel jeshaght jeeaghyn dy ve ny cho-earrooder, s'cosoylagh nagh ver sleih my ner dy vel feysht ayn. Chammah's shen, cha nel eh baghtal cre'n feeu t'ec kimmee geddyn greim er coyr rioee - cha neeu eh boirey ort lesh stiurey eh, cha nel fysseree scanshoil aynsyn. Cha nel eh baghtal da cagh noadyr cre'n assee jeh my ghoys ad greim er noadys, ga dy dod veerys neuchramp cur er meeobbraghey er lhiam.

As erskyn shen, cha nel ny jeshaght jeant dy ve feer sauçhey. Dy cadjin, rere Proofpoint, cha nel eh aashagh da'n çhellooder kiangley roo as reaghey ad, dys aanoaghey claareyn noi-veerys as reddyn elley. S'doillee eh feddyn veeryssyn er y jeshaght mannagh vel corys-obbree cadjin oc, ny aght neuchramp dy obbraghey er. Cha nel coadey noi-veerys mie ry-gheddyn, cha nel claareyn oc ta shickyraghey as gaanoaghey lheid ny cooid vog, as cha nel skimmee coadee cur geill da'n 'eysht. Er lhiam nagh vel sleih smooinaghtyn dy baghtal - she co-earrooder t'ayn, myr shen t'eh lane scanshoil ad y choadey noi kimmee, son ta co-earrooder gyn coadey ny cho-earrooder gyn mainshtyr, as dy leah she co-earrooder kimmeeagh t'ayn. Ta co-earrooderyn feer ymmydoil da kimmee - ta niart co-earrooagh lhiggey daue brishey coryssyn scanshoil elley, my she glioonagh ny coyr rioee t'ad gaavainshtyr, she co-earrooder t'ayn.

She eiyrtys gyn shaghney t'ayn, er lhiam, as wheesh sleih cur wheesh jeshaghtyn elley er y voggyl (cre'n fa? cha nel mee toiggal), as toiggalys beg oc er sauçhys co-earrooder. Wahll, chammah's shen, she dooghys lhiastey t'ain, son y chooid smoo, as cha nel monney sleih coadey y co-earrooder hene oc, gyn çheet er jeshaghtyn elley. Cha neeu eh, ta shin lieh-chredjal, as shen dy liooar dooin gyn jannoo eh.

As rish 2020, myr shen, bee y kishtey stiagh ad lane dy soilsheenyn noa-Viagra hug y coyr rioee dhyt, as bee y jeshaght chaffee as y çhellveeishan cur co-chialg er bun dty varroo ass lieh possan kimmeeagh ayns çheer elley.

Coontey y Veeb

Tuesday, 14 January 2014

Y Scaa Harrish Innsmouth: Ronsaghey

As myr shen cheau mee tammylt y fastyr shid ayns Lioarlann y Theay Newburyport, shirrey fys er Innsmouth. Va mee er nyannoo eab dy vriaght ny cummaltee ayns shappyn, thie bee, garreishyn as oik ny firvooghee, agh dooar mee dy row ad ny smoo fastagh foast er y chooish na hoig mee jeh ny dooyrt y jantagh tiggad. Hoig mee dy leah nagh beagh traa brash dy liooar aym dy chur shee er y tostid dooghyssagh v’ayn. Va sorçh dy ghrogh-ourys do-hoiggal oc, myr dy row blass neuchooie ennagh er peiagh erbee as anaase echey er Innsmouth. ‘Sy YMCA raad va mee goaill aaght, hug y cleragh coyrle bog noi goll dys lheid y voayl grouw as fioghit; as va’n ymmyrkey cheddin ry-akin ec skimmee y lioarlann. Rere barel sleih ynsit, by leayr eh nagh row Innsmouth agh ny ard-hampleyr dy ‘ioghey baljagh.

S’goan y fys hooar mee ayns lioaryn shennaghys Choontae Essex er skellooyn y lioarlann. Hoilshee ad dy row y balley currit er bun ayns 1643, er enney er son troggal lhongyn roish yn Irree Magh, ny ynnyd ard-raah marrey leah ‘sy nuyoo eash yeig, as eisht ny valley mwyljyn jeh beggan scansh chrog er niart ny Manuxet. S’tiark er lheh ny focklyn cheau ad er plaie as rouaney 1846, myr dy dug ad drogh-ghoo er y choontae.

Cha row monney screeuit er fiodaghey y valley, agh by leayr eh scansh ny coontaghyn s’anmey. Erreish da’n Chaggey Theayagh, cha row çhynskyl erbee jeant agh ec Colught Sheeley Varsh, as cha row dellal erbee feeu geill ry-akin foast agh creck caagyn airhey as sheer-eeastagh. Dirree cosney yn eeastagh ny sloo as ny sloo rish leagh yn earrey tuittym as colughtyn mooarey cohirrey nyn oi, agh cha row rieau genney eeastyn rish Purt Innsmouth. B’anvennick eh chum joarreeeyn ayns shid; fo focklyn reajagh hooar mee feanish dy row Polannee as Phortiugee ennagh er nyannoo yn eab, as dy jagh ad er skeaylley dy barbagh quaagh.

Y red va wheesh sym aym er, shen slamockle er cliejeenys quaagh as kiangley neuvaghtal eddyr eshyn as Innsmouth. By vaghtal eh dy dug y lane çheer geill dy liooar da, son lhaih mee dy row sampleyryn ry-akin ayns thie-tashtee Ollooscoill ny Miskatonagh ayns Arkham, as ayns shamyr taishbyney Heshaght Hennaghys Newburyport. Va coontaghyn brisht ayn, eig as cadjinagh, agh dennee mee snaue fo-strooan quaagh kinjagh nyn mast'oc. Va blass feer whaagh as boiragh er y chooish, do nagh dod mee ceau eh ass my chione, as ga dy row eh anmagh dy liooar ‘syn astyr reih mee dy heein sampleyr Newburyport—dooyrt ad dy nee nhee mooar v’ayn as coreir neuchorrym echey, jeant myr tiara dy baghtal—my dod mee reaghey shen.

Hug y lioarlannee notey enney dou son meoir ny Sheshaght, Bnr. Anna Tilton. V’ee cummal ‘sy naboonys, as erreish dou cur soilshaghey giare jee, va’n shenn ven ooasle kenjal dy liooar mish y chur lhee stiagh ‘sy thie doont, son nagh row ee anmagh agglagh. Va çhaglym feeu oc, dy jarroo, agh va’n aigney aym my lhiettal veih cur tastey cooie da’n chooid smoo jeu. Hirr mee y nhee joarree ghlist fo sollys lectragh ayns cuilleig hashtee.

Cha nee ro-ennaghtaght aesthetagh ghow yn ennal hene assym; cha row feme erbee er y lheid. Va aalid neughooghyssagh ennagh er yn ashlish joarree soylleysagh honnick mee ny soie er clooishag velvad ghorrym. Eer nish, s’doillee dou soilshaghey ny honnick mee, ga dy nee tiara v’ayn dy baghtal, rere y choontey lhaih mee. Va’n çheu veealloo ard, as va ymmyl feer vooar as neuchorrym aght ennagh echey, myr dy row eh kiaddit da kione ooh-chrooagh, as frourtagh bunnys. Er lhiam dy nee airh v’ayn son y chooid smoo, agh va skell quaagh gial ayn hug orrym credjal dy nee co-veain v’ayn, ga nagh nhione dou cre’n meain elley v’ayn as y jees co-aalin. V’eh oor-noa, bunnys, as dod mee er geau ooryn jannoo studeyrys er ny cowraghyn tayrnagh v’er, nagh row casley rish tradishoon erbee by nhione dou eh. Va kuse jeu towse-oaylleeagh, as annym baghtal ny marrey er kuse elley, as va keiraght yindyssagh as schleioil ennagh er nyn ngrainney er yn eaghtyr myr linney as aashag hrean.

Ny smoo yeeagh mee, ny smoo drualtys hug eh orrym; as mastey’n yindys dennee mee blass anveaghee nagh dod mee cur enney ny baght er. Hoshiaght heill mee dy nee dooghys quaagh neuheiltagh ny h-ellyn voir orrym. Shimmey obbyr ellyn honnick mee roish shen, agh adsyn nagh lhiann hug strooan ashoonagh ny kynneeagh er enney ain, v’adsyn jeant jeh yoin myr freggyrt jeianagh hass noi dagh strooan er enney. Cha row y tiara yn derrey yeh ny’n jeh elley. By leayr eh dy lhiann eh rish saase coardit ennagh, appee as fondagh, agh va’n saase shen lane scarrit rish saase erbee—Heear ny Hiar, shenndeeagh ny jeianagh—va maa rieau er vakin ny er glashtyn jeh. Dod oo er gredjal dy nee keirdaght heihill elley v’ayn.

Agh dy leah hoig mee dy row bun elley, as wheesh niartal, foddee, ec y ghraue-aash v’orrym: cummey jallooagh as maddaghtoil ny caslyssyn quaaghey. Va sannish ayndaue jeh folliaghtyn foddey as çharvaalyn traa as spoar erskyn credjue, as daase bree ny marrey gyn brishey dy ve drogh-vonneydagh, faggys. Mastey ny jallooyn grainnit va bugganeyn far-skeealagh lane dy ghrayn arraghtagh as olkys—cummaghyn jeh eeast as rannag anvestit—as cha dod mee cur jeem ennaghtyn jeh far-chooinaghtyn lhiantynagh meegherjoilagh, myr dy ghooisht ad killagyn dowiney kirpey ta tashtey bun-chooinaghtyn shennayragh atçhimagh, as tayrn neese scaaghyn assdauesyn. Heill mee ny keayrtyn dy row dagh linney ny h-eeast-rannagyn ard-vollaghtagh lane dy vun as bree olkys yoarree gyn yss.

Nagh neuchorrym y scansh v’eddyr cummey y tiara as y shennaghys giare prosoil daa-insh Bnr. Tilton dou. Va fer Innsmouth er meshtey er ny chur fo ghioal son symm erskyn credjue ayns shapp State Street ayns 1873; hooar eshyn baase ayns boiraneys laa ny ghaa ny s’anmee. Chionnee y Çheshaght eh dy jeeragh veih’n ghioalteyr, as jannoo taishbynys cooie da’n whallid echey. Hug ad lipaid er myr keird ny h-Injyn Shiar ny ny h-Injey-Sheen, foddee, agh va’n fogrey shen shallidagh dy baghtal.

Lesh cosoylaghey dagh heiltynys er cre ass haink eh as cre’n oyr v’eh ayns Sostyn Noa hene, va Bnr. Tilton aignagh dy chredjal dy daink eh ass tasht joarree roosteyryn marrey ennagh v’er ny gheddyn ec y çhenn Chaptan Obed Marsh. Cha dooar y barel shen annoonaghey erbee liorish ymmyrkey ny Marshyn; son cho leah as dynsee adsyn dy row eh ec y Çheshaght, v’ad er chur arralyn ardey shassooagh er-e-hon, as v’ad garral foast dy kinjagh gyn scansh da briwnys anchorragh ny Sheshaght gyn creck eh.

Rish shooyl magh ass y thie, hoilshee ee magh dy baghtal dy row y sheiltynys roosteyryn marrey cadjin dy liooar mastey sleih ynsit yn ard myr soilsheydys da berçhys ny Marshyn. Y barel ecksh er Innsmouth dorraghey—balley nagh dug ee rieau shilley er—she feoh neuchramp v'ayn, kyndagh rish leodaghey cultooragh y valley. Ren ee mish y hickyraghey dy row lieh-vun ec ny sannishyn jeh ooashley jouyil, bentyn rish cultys ‘olliaghtagh whaagh v’er ngeddyn greim er y valley as goaill urree hene ynnyd ny h-agglishyn cair-chredjuagh.

She “Oardyr Folliaghtagh Ghagon” v’ayn, er lhee, as gyn ourys, ny red mooidjeenagh far-phaganagh haink Niar keead er dy henney, tra va aalaghyn Innsmouth er çhee failleil. V’eh dooghyssagh dy row ee er mayrn foast, son haink bree braew noa dys ny h-aalaghyn nagh row er vailleil reesht, as dy leah va ard-chummaght ec y chultys ‘sy valley; ghow ee urree hene ynnyd Masoonys, as feddyn oayll ‘sy çhenn Halley Masoonagh rish New Church Green.

Ass lieh Vnr. Tilton, ny ben chredjuagh, va’n clane skeeal ny bun mie dhyt shaghney shenn valley fioghit as lomarcan. Dooys, she brod noa v’ayn. V’ee er chur jeeanid antrapoaylleeagh er y ghreesaghey seyrnagh as shennaghyssagh v’orrym hannah. S’goan y cadley hooar mee ayns shamyr veg y “Y” yn oie shen.

(...ny smoo ry-heet...)


Ass The Shadow over Innsmouth liorish H.P. Lovecraft.

Thursday, 9 January 2014

Y Scaa Harrish Innsmouth: Sannishyn

Young man sitting at desk (3945306075)

Cha geayll mee fockle er Innsmouth neayr's y chied laa—as y laa s'jerree foast—honnick mee eh. Va mee kiart er roshtyn slane eash, as myr shen va mee jannoo turrys harrish Sostyn Noa, fakin yindyssyn as shenn reddyn, as jannoo ronsaghey caaardyssagh. V'eh foym goll dy jeeragh voish shenn Newburyport dys Arkham, voish haink kynney my voir. Cha row gleashtan aym, agh hie mee er traen, tram as barroose, reih yn aght sloo deyr dagh cheayrt. Ayns Newburyport, dooyrt eh dou dy beagh eh share goll er y traen dys Arkham; she ayns oik tiggad y stashoon dynsee mee dy row Innsmouth ayn, tra ren mee thittys er leagh y traen. Va jantagh cullagh ayn, as oaie creeney echey, as rere y vlass echey by vaghtal eh nagh daink eh ass slyst Newburyport. Hoig eh dy row eh orrym spaarail argid, as hug eh sannish elley dou nagh row coloayrtagh erbee elley er jebbal.

“Oddagh oo goll er y çhenn varoose, er lhiam,” as eh beggan neuarryltagh, “agh ch’nel ad coontey monney jeh ayns shoh. T’eh goll trooid Innsmouth—bee enn’ ayd ersyn—as myr shen cha mie lhieu eh. Ta Innsmouthagh dy imman, Joe Sargent, agh ch’nel troailtee ry-gheddyn ayns shoh, ny ayns Arkham noadyr, er lhiam. Dy jarroo, ta mee g’ill yindys dy vel eh ayn foast. T’eh neugheyr, agh cha vaik mee rieau ‘gh daa ny tree troailtee er, as ad Innsmouthee. T’eh goll voish Kerrin y Valley—rish Drugglann Hammond—ec 10 ‘sy voghrey as 7 ‘syn astyr, mannagh cheagil eh. Shenn-chlabberey agglagh, er lhiam, agh ch’row mee rieau er.”

Shen y chied ‘ockle cheayll mee er Innsmouth scaagh. Veagh sannish erbee jeh balley do-akin er caslys-çheerey as do-gheddyn ayns lioaryn-oayllys anaasoil dou, as er coontey yn aght quaagh loayr y jantagh er, ghooisht m’anaase dy jarroo. My ta balley greinnaghey wheesh ourys er y naboonys, shegin da ve neuchadjin er y chooid sloo, er lhiam, as feeu geill y turrysagh. My v’eh er y raad cour Arkham, yinnin farkiaght aynsyn; as myr shen vrie mee fys ersyn veih’n jantagh. Loayr eh lesh kiarail, as haink blass ard-wannalagh er, myr dy denee eh ny s’ooashley ny’n balley loayr eh ersyn.

“Innsmouth? Wahll, she balley quaagh t’ayn rish beeal ny Manuxet. She ard-valley v’ayn, faggys—purt ennoil roish Caggey 1812—agh t’ee er shirgaghey rish y cheead s’jerrey. Ch’nel raad yiarn nish—cha jagh rieau B. & M. ny hrooid, as ga dy row crouw-linney dys Rowley, scuirr ny traenyn bleeantyn er dy henney.

“Ny smoo thieyn follym na sleih, yiarrins, as ch’nel keird oc agh eeastyn as gimmee. Ta cagh dellal ayns shoh, ny Arkham, ny Ipswich. Va mwyljyn dy liooar oc traa dy row, agh t’adsyn ass ymmyd nish, er lhimmey jeh un thie sheeley airhey; t’eshyn paart-emshiragh, y paart smoo shang honnick oo rieau.

“Agh va’n thie sheeley shid ny red mooar laa dy row; shegin dy vel Shenn Marsh ny s’berçhee na Croesus. Shenn ‘er whaagh, Marsh, cha nel cass ny crub jeh ry-akin çheumooie. T’ad gra dy daink gorley crackanagh er rish eash, ny lheamys elley; aghterbee, t’eh shaghney sooill y theay. She oe Chaptan Marsh t’ayn, eshyn hug er bun y colught. Va e voir ny ben joarree—ass y Vooar Yiass t’ad gra—as na’ row mushtaa ayn tra phoos eh caillin Ipswich jeih bleeaney as daeed erash! Shen y barel t’oc er Innsmouthee, as ‘sy clyst shoh ta sleih keiltyn fuill Innsmouth erbee t’oc. Wahll, choud’s leayr dou, ta clein as clein-ny-clienney Varsh kiart g’llrish peiagh erbee elley. Ta sleih er nyn cowraghey dou ayns shoh nish as reesht—agh er lhiam na’ vaik mee ny clein hinney rish tammylt. Ch’vaik mee rieau y shenn ‘er.

“As cre’n oyr ta cagh cur wheesh ourys er Innsmouth? Wahll, ghooinney, ny cur wheesh geill da tutleraght sleih ayns shoh. T’ad fastagh dy liooar hoshiaght, agh my t’ad goaill toshiaght cha nee ad scuirr arragh. T’ad er skeaylley tutlerys er Innsmouth rish keead ny ghaa—ayns sannish, son y chooid smoo—as s’leayr dooys dy nee aggle t’ayn son y chooid smoo. Nee oo gearey rish ny skeealyn cheayll mee jeu—mychione shenn Chaptan Marsh dellal conaantey rish y jouyll as cur lesh flaieeyn ass niurin dy chummal ‘sy valley, ny mychione ooashley-jouyll as ouralyn dwoaieagh ayns thie ennagh rish y cheiy hooar ayns ayns 1845—agh ta mish ass Panton, Vermont, as ch’nel mish currit da credjal lheid ny skeealyn.

“Ta skeealyn feeu ec y çhenndiaght er y sker doo rish y clyst myrgeddin—Sker y Jouyll, t’adsyn cur urree. T’ee erskyn yn ushtey mennick dy liooar, as cha nel ee rieau foddey fo, agh cha dod oo cur ellan urree. Wahll, t’ad gra dy vel çhionnal dy youyil ry-akin urree ny keayrtyn—nyn lhie harree, ny ratçhal stiagh as magh ass ooigyn ennagh. She nhee cregganagh lhome t’ayn, mysh meeilley veih’n thalloo, as rish laghyn s’jerree lhuingys v’ad cliaghtey shiaulley foddey ass y raad dy gholl shagh’eck.

“Wahll, adsyn na’ row ass Innsmouth. Shen mastey loghtyn shenn Chaptan Marsh, er lhieu—t’ad gra dy row eh cliaghtey goll urree rish oieghyn as y tidey cooie ayn. Row eh, foddee; she rinn anaasoil t’ayn, s’cosoylagh. Ta caa hene ayn dy hirr eh craght roosteyryn marrey urree, as haink lesh eh, foddee; agh dooyrt ad dy row eh dellal rish jouyil urree. Dy jarroo, er lhiams dy nee y Captan hayrn drogh-ennym er y sker.

“Shen roish plaie 1846, tra hooar lieh phobble Innsmouth baase. Cha hoig ad rieau bun y chooish; çhingys joarree ennagh, s’cosoylagh, haink ass y Çheen ny boayll ‘nnagh er ny lhongyn. V’ee dewil dy liooar—va rouaney ayn, as jannoo dwoaieagh nagh haink sannish jeh ass y valley, er lhiam—as cha daag ee agh brooillagh dy valley. Cha ren eh rieau slaanaghey—ch’nel agh 300 ny 400 dy ‘leih cummal aynsyn nish.

“Agh feer vun aigney y theay, shen jus far-vriwnys kynneeagh. Ch’nel mee cur foill orroosyn as y barel shen oc. Ta feoh ayms er cummaltee Innsmouth chammah, as cha raghin da’n valley jeh my yoin hene. T’ou uss d’Eearagh rish y vlass ayd, agh ta fys ayd er cliaghtaghyn lhongyn Hostyn Noa. V’ad dellal ayns puirt whaagh ny h-Affrick, ny-Aishey, ny Mooir Yiass as dagh ooilley boayl, as na’ dug lhieu erash feallee whaagh noadyr! Cheayll oo er y dooinney Halem haink erash as ben Heenish echey, foddee—as ta possan ass ellanyn Feejee faggys da Cape Cod foast.

“Wahll, shegin da lheid y red er daghyrt ayns Innsmouth. Va’n balley rieau scarrit rish y çheer ec ny curree as awinyn, do nagh vel bun as baare y skeeal ain, agh s’baghtal eh dy dug lesh shenn Chaptan Marsh fir joarree ennagh erash da’n shenn valley tra va tree lhongyn fo oardagh echey foast rish toshiaght ny keead. Ta fuill whaagh ennagh ec pobble Innsmouth jiu, gyn ourys—ch’ noddym cur baght urree, agh t’ee cur bibbernee ort aght ennagh. Hee oo blass beg jee er Sargent, my hedys oo er y varroose echey. Ta king cheyl whaagh ec kuse jeu, as stroinyn lhean, as sooillyn deamagh sheer-vlakey na’ vel meekey, bunnys. Ch’nel y crackan oc lane chiart, noadyr; t’eh garroo as carragh, as ta çheughyn nyn mwannalyn shirgit ny fillit. T’ad lhomey myrgeddin, as ad feer aeg. S’messey cummey ny shenn ‘leih—insh yn ‘irriney, er lhiam nagh vaik mee rieau ny feer shenn ‘eallee. T’adsyn geddyn baase lesh jeeaghyn er y scaaney, s’cosoylagh! Ta dwoaie ec beiyn orroo chammah—va doilleeidyn cabbil oc dy kinjagh derrey haink ny gleashtanyn.

“Ch’nel sleih ayns shoh n’ayns Arkham, ny Ipswich noadyr, bentyn roo er chor erbee. T’adsyn shaghynagh dy liooar tra t’ad çheet dys y valley, ny my nee peiagh erbee elley eab dy eeastagh ‘sy aahley oc. S’quaagh eh dy vel whilleen eeastyn rish Purt Innsmouth tra na’ vel soar jeu ry-gheddyn ayns buill elley—agh jus jean eab dy eeastagh ayns shid as nagh bee ad dy lurg ayns shallid! Va sleih cliaghtey çheet harrish er y raad yiard—erreish daue dooney y fo-raad, hooill ad as goll er y traen ec Rowley—agh ta’n barroose ayn nish.

“Ta, ta thie oast ayns Innsmouth—Thie Gilman, t’ad cur er—agh s’baghtal nagh neeu monney eh. She my choyrle dhyt gyn jannoo yn eab. Ny share tannaghtyn ayns shoh as goll er y varroose ec jeih er y chlag mairagh; as eisht bee barroose fastyr ayns shid dys Arkham, mysh hoght er y chlag. Haink mee ny quaiyl baghteyr thieyn greasey hannee ‘sy Ghilman blein ny ghaa erash, as hug eh sannishyn graney er y voayl. She cliantaght whaagh t’ayn, rere eshyn. Cheayll y fer coraaghyn ayns shamyryn elley—agh v’ad follym son y chooid smoo—hug ad er creau eh. Çhengey joarree, er lesh, agh dooyrt eh dy nee y sorçh dy choraa cheayll eh nish as reesht voir er erskyn ooilley. Va blass neughooghyssagh er—ushlagh, dooyrt eh—nagh b’lhoys da cur ny h-eaddee jeh as goll dy lhie. Ren eh jus tannaghtyn e hoie as skellal rish cho leah’s dod eh laa ny vairagh. V’ad coloayrt er fud ny h-oie.

“Y feallagh shen—Casey, shen yn ennym v’er—wahll, va skeeal dy liooar echey er ny h-Innsmouthee blakey er, as ad freayll arrey ersyn, er lesh. Dinsh eh dy row thie sheeley Varsh keiltagh dy liooar—she shenn wyllin t’ayn, rish eas s’inshley ny Manuxet. Va’n skeeal echey cohassooagh rish ny cheayll mee roish shen er y chooish. Lioaryn meereiltagh, gyn coontey baghtal er dellal erbee. Fys ayd, she folliaght v’ayn rieau cre ass ta ny Marshyn geddyn airh da’n thie sheeley. Cha ren ad rieau cliaghtey kionnaghey monney meain, agh bleeantyn erash v’ad creck caagyn airhey ass towse.

“Va sleih cliaghtey tutleragh mychione sorçh dy chlijeenys joarree quaagh chreck ny marrinee as obbree y thie sheeley nish as reesht gyn yss, as honnick sleih keayrt ny ghaa er mraane Marsh. Heill ad dy row shenn Chaptan Obed dellal truckal er e son ayns purt yoarree ennagh, foddee—v’eh dy kinjagh kionnaghey mooarane beadyn glonney as jesheenyn, y stoo boallagh da marrinee geddyn son dellal rish ny dooghyssee. Chreid sleih elley, as t’ad credjal foast, dy dooar eh shenn tasht roosteyryn marrey er Sker y Jouyll. Agh shoh dhyt meer quaagh. Ta’n shenn Chaptan marroo rish tree feed bleeaney, as cha jagh lhong mooar ass y valley neayr’s y Chaggey Theayagh, agh ny yei shen ta ny Marshyn foast kionnaghey y chooid dellal dooghyssee shen nish as reesht—moyrneenyn glonney as rubbyr, t’ad gra. Ta ny h-Innsmouthee hene currit daue, foddee—fys ec Jee dy vel adsyn er skirrey neose dys yn un cheim as canniblee ny Mooir Yiass as fir oaldey Noa-Ghuinnee.

“Shegin da plaaie ’46 er lhieggal reih ‘uill y valley. Aghterbee, she mob ouryssagh t’ayn nish, as cha nel ny Marshyn as sleih berçhagh elley ny share. Myr dooyrt mee, s’cosoylagh na’ vel agh 400 dy ‘leih ‘sy lane valley, gyn scansh da whilleen straid t’oc. T’adsyn ny verragh ad ‘trouise vane’ er ‘sy Yiass, er lhiam—meereiltagh as keiltynagh, as lane dy yannoo folliaghtagh. T’ad geddyn ram eeastyn as gimmee, as gymmyrk’ ad magh lesh truick. S’quaagh yn aght t’ee er croo lesh eeastyn ayns shid tra na’ vel veg ayns buill elley.

“Cha nod peiagh erbee freayll tastey jeh’n phobble shid, as she skeeal donney t’ad da fir oik y steat as fir chione-earroo. Cha nel failt erbee da joarreeyn skeetagh ayns Innsmouth, creid mish! Cheayll mee nish as reesht jeh delleyder ny fer oik lheie ersooyl ayns shid, as ta fou ayn jeh fer elley hie ass e cheeayll, as ta fo ghlass ec thie baanrit Danvers nish. Shegin daue er reaghey greain atçhimagh da’n dreih.

“Shen y fa na’ raghin ‘syn oie dy beign ‘s dty voayl. Cha row mee rieau ayns shid as ch’nel mian erbee aym dy gholl, agh stroo hene nagh jean turrys laa assee erbee dhyt—ga dy ver y pobble mygeayrt ayns shoh coyrle noi. My t’ou uss jus fakin y çheer as shirrey stoo shenndeeagh, er lhiam dy beagh Innsmouth lane chooie da’n tym ayd.”

(...ny smoo ry-heet...)


Ass The Shadow over Innsmouth liorish H.P. Lovecraft.

Sunday, 5 January 2014

Shalee lhaih 2013: smooinaghtyn

Ta Shalee Lhaih 2013 jeant. Dobbyr dou falleil ymmodee keayrtyn, agh haink lhiam ee ‘sy jerrey. Ta un skelloo dy liooar da’n charnane lioaragh aym; wahll, veagh eh mannagh beagh cummey as mooadys quaagh ec kuse jeu.

Lhaih mee 135 lioaryn noa nurree, ny cur geill cair daue er y chooid sloo roish my cheau magh mee ad. Cheau mee kuse elley gyn lhaih fockle erbee, erreish dou jannoo briwnys nagh row mee son nyn lhaih, ga dy ghow mee ad dy arryltagh hoshiaght. Cha noddym gra dy vel barel er lheh aym er y chooish, jus ennaghtyn feayslee. Cha nel y carnane wheesh trome er my aigney nish, as ga dy nee’m eab dy lhaih lioar jeh nish as reesht, er lhiam nagh beagh eh loght erbee dou geddyn lioar ass y lioarlann nish as reesht. Chammah’s shen, foddym lhaih nish gyn y bree currymagh v’er yn obbyr nurree.

Ren mee lhiah reddyn elley myrgeddin – aalhaih shenn lioaryn, earishlioaryn, bloggyn ass towse as reddyn elley. Va shen tayrn my hastey jeh’n dean ny keayrtyn, agh er lhiam dy lhig eh dou caa dy aagheddyn bree.

Dy cadjin, va doilleeidyn ayn kyndagh rish yn ailley as stroos t’orrym. Haghyr kuse dy drogh-reddyn rish y vlein, goaill stiagh coayl yn eddyr-voggyl rish daa vee. Eddyr jummal traa as bree er y chooish, as caggey stroos as ailley haink orrym kyndagh ree, cha row bree dy liooar aym dy lhaih ny keayrtyn. Ny keayrtyn elley chionnee mee dhossan dy vanga gerjoil dy my gherjaghey. Er lhiam, mannagh row y lheid er daghyrt, yinnin er stroie y lane charnane lioaragh, ny bunnys. Rish toshiaght ny bleeaney cha jinnin er gredjal shen er chor erbee.

Cosnaghyn

She ram lioaryn ad 135. 88" dy lioaryn - 7.3' ny 223cm as beggan. Dy jarroo, ta kuse jeu ec sleih elley hannah, myr shen, share dou gra 8' dy lioaryn. Cha nel ben-choonee aalin aym, as myr shen va dooilleeid agglagh ayn rish jannoo carnane assdaue – ta liaragh er y laare aym, as va’n carnane jeen ass towse dy huittym. Myr shen, shoh caslys-soilshey: shen mish lhiettal un charnane lesh y derrey laue, as jannoo my chooid share carnane elley y chur er lesh y laue elley, rish y 12 hallid lhig y hamraig dou. Cha daink lhiam eh, as thullick ny ghaa ny s’anmey v’ee ceau lioaryn. Cha row mee son jannoo eab elley. Ta’n lane charnane bunnys bentyn rish y vullagh.

Ta ram jeu manga, 52 dy cruinn, agh shen 83 focklagh foast, as 14 jeu ayns çhengaghyn dynsee mee myr fer aasit. Ta ennaghtyn taitnyssagh cosnee aym. As er lhiam dy ren mee shareaghey ablid ny ghaa rish y çhalee.

Hoshiaght, hene-barrantys dy ‘aagail jeh lioar nagh mie lhiat. Dynsee mee shen ‘sy chlub lhaih blein ny ghaa erash, agh ta’n schlei shen dy kinjagh feeu cliaghtey. Mannagh vel oo geddyn fys feeu ny taitnys erbee ass lioar, cha neeu ee. Ta traa deyr ass towse. Ta lioaryn elley ass towse dyn lhaih, as reddyn elley dyn nyannoo chammah. Eer my t’ou credjal dy jig oo dy ve ny share aght ennagh liorish lhaih y lioar, mannagh vel anaase ayd as cha nel ee greimmey er dty hastey, cha cosoylagh eh.

Eisht, cur coontey giare jeh lioar as cur ayns focklyn my varel hene urree. Cheau mee traa dy lioar er ny coontaghyn, agh ren mee my chooid share dy lhiettal. Ta screeu coontaghyn cooney lhiam cur geill da lioaryn, cur dys cooinaghtyn ny lhaih mee, as jannoo briwnys ennagh er y lioar. Er y laue elley, she Shalee Lhaih v’ayn, cha nee Shalee Screeuee, as cha row mee son ceau roayr traa rish screeu oddagh mee er geau rish lhaih! Cha nel monney barelyn screeuit ec kuse jeu (wahll, er LibraryThing) as myr shen ta mee er gooney lesh sleih elley. Wahll, ta mee treishteil! Erskyn shen, ta’n screeu cur caa dou dy screeu ‘sy Ghaelg, as shen caa feer scanshoil er lhiam. Cha nel mee son caghlaa reddyn ass Baarle car y traa; share lhiam screeu reddyn noa. Er lhiam nagh beagh eh baghtal, agh ta’n lane Shalee screeuit ‘sy Ghaelg hoshiaght, as eisht çhyndaait ‘sy Vaarle. Ny keayrtyn, ta’n Vaarle ny s’liurey er yn oyr shen, son haink eie elley dou rish çhyndaa.

Oh, as cliaghtey lhaih beggan er veggan. Tammylt erash, ghow mee toshiaght dyn lhaih mannagh row tammylt fondagh aym dy chur lane gheill; myr paitçhey ren mee lhaih tra erbee va shallid aym, agh va mee er goayl y schlei. Ta’n Çhalee er lhiggey dou aachliaghtey y shenn schlei as foddym lhaih rish shooyl mygeayrt pairk, rish coayraght, as rish fuirraghtyn er red ennagh rish queig minnid.

Ard-vullee as Feer-injillid

Hirr peiagh ennagh orrym cre’n lioar hare lhiam mee nurree, as voir eh urree nagh dod mee cur freggyrt baghtal. Agh cha by gooin lhiam ny va mee er lhaih jus er y tullick. Shimmey lioar t’er ngoll fo’n droghad neayr’s Jerrey Geuree 2013. Agh shoh aigh, screeu mee coontaghyn jeu!

Lioaryn share ny bleeaney, rere mish-chaie:

Oddin screeu ny smoo as goaill stiagh ny 4-rollageyn, agh shen dy liooar, er lhiam.

Trustyr ny bleeaney (kuse):

Foym

Cha jig Shalee Lhaih 2014. Ta’n Çhalee shen jeant aym; ta’n carnane marroo. Ta feme aym er reddyn noa.

Screeuym coontaghyn nish as reesht, son taitnys as cliaghtey Gaelg, agh cha screeuym er dagh ooilley lioar. T’eh ceau ny smoo tra na chredjagh oo. By vie lhiam cooilleeney reddyn elley mleeaney ‘sy traa shen.

Agh ta’n skelloo DVD aym ny sloo na’n carnane t’er... as cha ren mee monney ymmyd jeh tailley mee Lovefilm noadyr. Er lhiam dy nee blein ny Shalee Jeeaghyn ee 2014.


So, Reading Project 2013 is done, and while it was very touch-and-go towards the end, I did manage to achieve my aim. My reading pile now fits on a single shelf - or at least, it would do except that a few of them are silly shapes and sizes and have to be kept elsewhere.

I read 135 new books this year, or at least, I gave them a fair crack of the whip before slinging them out. A number of others I chucked out without reading, having decided I didn't feel like it after all. It's a bit hard to tell how I feel about it all other than a vague sense of relief. The book pile doesn't weigh so much on my mind, and while I'll still try to read from it rather than always leaving it for later, I'm prepared to allow myself a bit more leeway with libraries and so on. It'll also be nice to read without the sense of obligation that I've had this year.

While it arguably distracted me a bit at times, I've also reread quite a number of other books, plus read the news, weekly magazines, an absolute ton of blogs and sites, and so on. It's been a reading-heavy year. Rereading old favourites was invaluable at times to restore my stamina and help me chill out.

A lot of the difficulties arose because of my mood issues. Basically there were periods when things went bad, usually coupled with practical problems like a two-month loss of our home internet. Between wasting time and energy overcoming the problems, and dealing with stress and low mood as a consequence, I just couldn't face reading at all some times. Other times I ended up buying armloads of cheerful manga for some easy reading that would cheer me up. Interestingly, if I hadn't had to do that I'd probably have wrought yet more havoc on that reading pile, which at the start of the year I'd never have imagined possible.

Winnings from Reading Project

135 books is quite a lot, really. It is 88" of books - 7.3' or 223cm and a bit. Actually, it's more than that, because quite a few books have already gone to new homes, so it's more like 8' of books. Lacking an assistant I had trouble because the pile was immensely keen to fall over (a sloping floor doesn't help) so the pic here is less impressive than it might be. What we have here is me trying to heave the last stack of books onto the tallest free-standing pile while also holding it up in the few seconds allowed me by the self-timer - and failing. Seconds later it was raining books and I didn't feel like having another go, so best I could do. Fully-assembled, the pile is just short of my roof.

Quite a few of those were manga, of course, 52 of them in fact, but that still leaves 83 proper word-type books. 14 were in non-native languages. I feel I achieved something. I feel like the project has also honed a couple of my abilities.

One is the confidence to give up on a book, something I learned a bit of in book club but can always use practice in. If a book really isn't doing much for you, it is not worth your time. Time is precious. There are always more books to read instead, or completely different things you can be doing. Even if you think a book will improve you somehow, if you aren't engaged or interested, it's unlikely.

Another one is getting across a sense of a book, and my thoughts of it, fairly quickly. I ended up spending a fair bit of time on the reviews, but tried to keep it as short as possible. On the one hand I think doing the reviews helps me focus on reading, helps to cement my memories of them before I can forget, and helps me get my thoughts in order; on the other, the actual reading is the point of the project, and spending too much precious time writing about them afterwards only hinders matters. Some of the books don't have much in the way of existing reviews, especially on LibraryThing, so I feel like I helped. And of course, it gives me an outlet for Manx writing. You may or may not be able to tell, but the reviews are all written in Manx and translated freely to English, rather than vice versa - sometimes resulting in a longer English version as I get more ideas, but I tried to go back and update the Manx where that happened.

Also, getting back in the habit of reading casually. A few years ago I started drifting into the habit of only reading when I had a chunk of time to concentrate in, rather than picking up a book every chance I got, and I'd been finding it difficult to concentrate in short bursts. Reading Project has helped me regain the skills of episodic reading, reading while walking around parks, reading while cooking, and all kinds of other useful tricks.

Overview

Someone asked me for the highlights of what I've read, and were a bit confused when I couldn't give any, but I really couldn't remember what I'd read early last year. There's been a lot of water under the bridge since then. Luckily, I wrote reviews of it all!

Absolute highlights of this year, according to past-me:

I notice a manga theme, I could go on with the 4-star ratings, but it's far too much effort to be honest. There's a lot of good books out there, anyway.

Worst books I read (a selection):

Future plans

There is no Reading Project 2014. I have done that thing, and am moving on; the goal of cutting down my reading pile is accomplished and I want a change.

I'll continue to do book reviews, especially as it keeps my Manx writing hand in, but I'm not going to review everything any more. It takes up a surprising amount of time and I want to focus on other things this year.

The next target staring me in the face is the stack of DVDs too large to fit on my single DVD shelf, and the largely-neglected Lovefilm subscription. It looks like Project 2014 is Watching Project.

Wednesday, 1 January 2014

Shalee lhiah 2013: Jerrey Mee ny Nollick

Jerrey daa vee yeig ny shalee, as y mee s'jerree myr shen, as eisht jerrey ny bleeaney!

Hoshiaght ny bleeaney: 128 lioaryn

Hoshiaght ny mee: 54 lioaryn

Myr shen, ta mee er scryssey 5 ass y rolley as ta 49 faagit er. Shen y dean! COOILLEENIT!

  • Lioaryn lhaiht aym y vlein shoh (y chied cheayrt): 135 lioaryn!


End of the twelfth and final month of Reading Project, and with it the year.

The Beginning: 128 books

The start of this month: 54 books

Well whaddaya know about that? I DID IT! VICTORY!

  • Books read (for the first time) this year: 135 books!

Shalee lhaih 2013: Shiaghtin 53

As shoh y jerrey: mean trass hiaghtin yeih as daeed ny Shallee Lhaih. Shoh ny lhiah mee 'sy daa laa shoh chaie:

Outliers (Malcolm Gladwell)

Coontey anaasoil er sleih "ard-cheeayllagh" as y lheid, adsyn ta geddyn barriaght 'sy vagher keirdey oc, ny cosney aundyryn a.r.e. Ta coontaghyn as sheiltynyssyn feau aynjee. Ny yei shen, er lhiam dy vel trimmid neugherjoil eck, eddyr lioar y theay as lioar scoillaragh. T'ee loayrt er aaronsaghey agh cha nel ee cur imraaghyn erbee, ny cur coontey myn noadyr. Ny keayrtyn, chredjin oo dy vel Gladwell soilshaghey sheiltynys as prowalys, agh cha nel eh agh cur dhyt feanish elley. Myr sampleyr, t'eh loayrt er troyn cadjin leigheyderyn ennoil York Noa, as cur jerrey er y chooish lesh "prowal" colught elley as feddyn magh dy vel ny troyn cheddin ry-akin oc. Agh cha nee prowalys t'ayn; ta'n coontey screeuit rolaue, as mannagh row ny troyn shen oc, cha jinnagh eh er screeu y cabdil shen. Cha nel eh gra dy reih eh adsyn gyn thort ass keead colught ny red ennagh myr shen.

'Syn aght cheddin, by vie lhiam imraaghyn ny keayrtyn, as ny smoo fys er troyn elley ny er arganeyn elley. Bentyn rish abdil maddaghtoil ny Sheenee, t'eh gra dy row boddee ny h-Oarpey nyn daaue rish geurey as m.s., tra va boddee Sheenagh gobbraghey car y traa as kerraghey reddyn a.r.e. - nagh row boddee ny h-Oarpey jannoo y lheid? By vie lhiam imraa er shen, ghooinney. Ny yei shen, ta'n lioar shoh feeu er lhiam.


A final weekly post: the middle of week fifty-three of the Reading Project. Here's what I've read these last two days:

Outliers (Malcolm Gladwell)

An interesting pop-culture or pop-science discussion of where "exceptional" people come from: those who top leagues, ace quiz shows, dominate their field and sweep away competition. There were very interesting case studies and some theories well worth reading about. I did find though that it hits an awkward spot between pop and scholarly: it pulls in research findings without either citing them or providing detailed analysis, and on some occasions seems to be presenting things as hypothesis + evidence that really aren't. For example, he talks about common features for leading lawyers in New York, then pulls up a clinching example of a dominant firm whose partners all show those features - but this isn't a test of his theory at all, it's another example of people who fit that pattern which he already knew about when writing the book. In other places, I'd have really liked discussion of some additional factors or potential criticisms. A few statements really cried out for actual scholarly citation, like the assertion that European peasants slacked off most of the time while Chinese peasants slaved away in rice paddies 24/7. But on the whole an enjoyable read and fairly easy going.